Jim invents a new doll that flatulates on command but Cheryl is opposed to it.
When a credit card error occurs, Jim takes advantage of the mistake to treat Cheryl to a romantic weekend.
Cheryl gets upset at Jim after he deletes a digital photo she loved.
When Dana's new car turns out to be lemon, Jim's theory that women can't buy cars is proven, until an attractive saleswoman convinces him to trade in the family van for a sports car.
After making freinds with their new neighbors, Jim and Cheryl's baby monitor becomes an eavesdropping device as it picks up everything from the neighbors talking about their evening with them to bedroom antics, making it difficult to enjoy their company in the same way.
When the local pizza delivery boy is thrown out of his house for wanting to be a comedian, Jim and Cheryl take him in.
When Cheryl's possesions take over the house, Jim gets upset because he feels he doesn't have space of his own.
When Jim gets into a fight at a football game in front of the kids, Cheryl fears he may be a bad influence on the kids, until he points out that she is setting some bad examples of her own.
Jim coaches Dana on the art of being someone else when she is picked to be a contestant on "The Bachelor."
The new minister, an old schoolmate of Jim's, hasn't let go of his resentment towards him resulting a dodgeball "incident" from their childhood.
Cheryl runs afoul of the PTA after she and Jim are caught fooling around on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play and Jim tries to set things right.
When Jim gets into a disagreement with his neighbor he isn't invited to their Christmas party even though the rest of the family is.
When Dana starts dating a well-connected musician, Jim and his band are offered a chance to play a gig of a lifetime, but only if they get rid of Andy from the band.
Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).
Jim and Cheryl try to fix up Jim's old police man friend with his female partner as they reminisce about how they first got together. Unfortunately, their memories dont match with Dana and Andy's recollections of them getting together.
Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).
Jim must manage Ruby's birthday party and a house full of little girls by himself when Cheryl becomes to ill to get out of bed.
Jim worries that his ex-girlfreind may reveal that he asked her to marry him first when Cheryl invites her over for dinner.
After Cheryl gets robbed on a shopping excursion, Jim becomes overprotective to a fault.
When an old school friend of Jim's hires him to design a house for him, Jim resists because he is jealous of the man's huge success in life. But when he discovers his friend desires Cheryl, Jim works to make him jealous in return by letting him hit on her.
Jim gets Dana fired after he stands up to her boss.
Jim is torn between staying with Cheryl at the dentist or meeting his idol, Bo Diddley.
Jim and Cheryl put up with their obnoxious new friends in order to get goodies like free Bears tickets and other discounts.
Jim is torn between accompanying Cheryl to the dentist or meeting Bo Diddley; Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious.
Jim refuses to spend money on fixing Cheryl's broken dryer, but he freely spends money for sports memorabilia on the Internet. Cheryl discovers Jim's spending habits when she inadvertently gets in a bidding war with him for a Chicago Bears helmet.
The family is disrupted when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.
Dana pretends that Ruby is her daughter in order to attract a single father she met at the park.
Chery's recently widowed mother comes to visit and brings along her new finace, whom Cheryl and her siblings immediately become wary of.
The family takes a trip to Las Vegas, where Cheryl secretly plans to reunite Jim with his estranged sister.
Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.