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Seeking to please Bernie, Jordan joins the football team, where everyone gets a trophy. But he doesn t plan on actually playing. Marcus Allen appears as another player s father. Coach: Paul Parducci. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams.

Everyone gets into the act---but no one likes it---when Bernie Mac jokes about the family during his weeklong stint on a radio show. Halle Berry has a cameo. Cheryl: Cleo King. Clyde: Miguel Nunez. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams.

A gift of a motorcycle has Bernie roaring, but Wanda fearful, and Bernie joins her after a spill and a dream about the family without him. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Mark: Taj Stewart. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jerry: Rick Hoffman.

Mo Nique plays a golfer whose bond with Bernie and the boys bothers Wanda, but Bernie needs Dr. Phil to tell him why. Flavor Flav has a cameo. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. W.B.: Reginald Ballard.

Ashton Kutcher and Carl Reiner have cameos as the family engages in a war of pranks, which Bernie takes too far. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Spending time with Bernie s manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos. Orlando: Phil LaMarr. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Malvert: Steven Gilborn. Sister Eileen: Jill C. Klein.

Bernie lies to Jordan about his father in order to put the ne er-do-well in a better light, but one fib leads to another. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Everyone gets into the act---but no one likes it---when Bernie Mac jokes about the family during his weeklong stint on a radio show. Halle Berry has a cameo. Cheryl: Cleo King. Clyde: Miguel Nunez. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams.

Stress from the kids emphasizes that Bernie Mac is not the Bernie Mac of old. He s just older, and the pain is...everywhere. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Chuy: Lomberdo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Ashton Kutcher and Carl Reiner have cameos as the family engages in a war of pranks, which Bernie takes too far. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Spending time with Bernie s manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos. Orlando: Phil LaMarr. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Malvert: Steven Gilborn. Sister Eileen: Jill C. Klein.

Hugh Hefner helps Bernie face a birds-and-bees talk with Jordan, who thinks he s made a girl pregnant by kissing her. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolet. Chrissy: Rhyon Nicole Brown. Mrs. Borsick: Carla Renata. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Wanda suggests a therapist for Bryanna s bad behavior, but Bernie eschews the idea, preferring to struggle with the situation. Dr. Brock: Simbi Kali Williams. Ms. Flint: Chelsea Handler. Adult Bryanna: Alexis Fields. Bryanna: Dee Dee Smith.

Stress from the kids emphasizes that Bernie Mac is not the Bernie Mac of old. He s just older, and the pain is...everywhere. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Chuy: Lomberdo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

After a break-in, Bernie Mac buys an elaborate alarm system that s about as problematic as a burglar. Neighbor: Carl Reiner. Alarm Guy: Nick Toth. Shannon: Eileen Boylan. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lomberdo Boyar. W.B.: Reginald Ballard.

Hugh Hefner helps Bernie face a birds-and-bees talk with Jordan, who thinks he s made a girl pregnant by kissing her. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolet. Chrissy: Rhyon Nicole Brown. Mrs. Borsick: Carla Renata. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Wanda suggests a therapist for Bryanna s bad behavior, but Bernie eschews the idea, preferring to struggle with the situation. Dr. Brock: Simbi Kali Williams. Ms. Flint: Chelsea Handler. Adult Bryanna: Alexis Fields. Bryanna: Dee Dee Smith.

“Sugar” Shane Mosley has some advice after Bernie leaves a family vacation in San Diego to meet his boys in Vegas. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Bernie says to make no fuss on his birthday---so no one does---but that doesn t keep him from expecting a surprise. George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic have a cameo. Karen: Daniella Monet. Dianne: Jill Talley. Joey: Harrison Samuels.

Snoop Dogg plays a spy-shop owner who helps a suspicious Bernie monitor Vanessa s activities. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolat. Dante: Braden Williams. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

After a break-in, Bernie Mac buys an elaborate alarm system that s about as problematic as a burglar. Neighbor: Carl Reiner. Alarm Guy: Nick Toth. Shannon: Eileen Boylan. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lomberdo Boyar. W.B.: Reginald Ballard.

Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family s kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying. Shannon: Emmy Yu. Ed: Tzi Ma. Susan: Cindy Lu. Jonathan: Samson Yi. David: Joey Miyamoto. Brian: Robert D. Vito.

Bernie says to make no fuss on his birthday---so no one does---but that doesn t keep him from expecting a surprise. George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic have a cameo. Karen: Daniella Monet. Dianne: Jill Talley. Joey: Harrison Samuels.

Snoop Dogg plays a spy-shop owner who helps a suspicious Bernie monitor Vanessa s activities. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolat. Dante: Braden Williams. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

As a volunteer field-trip chaperone for Bryanna s class, Bernie brings a boy in a wheelchair to tears, but not of laughter. Christopher: Jordan Orr. Christopher s Mom: Kate Flannery. Christopher s Dad: Matt McKenzie. Ms. Lefko: Meagan Fay.

Jordan s fire-alarm prank is just one kid-related intrusion as Bernie seeks peace and quiet on the day of a big performance. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Reporter: Brooke Burke. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Impressed by the behavior and talents of another family s kids, Bernie cracks down on his own with a program of constant studying. Shannon: Emmy Yu. Ed: Tzi Ma. Susan: Cindy Lu. Jonathan: Samson Yi. David: Joey Miyamoto. Brian: Robert D. Vito.

As a volunteer field-trip chaperone for Bryanna s class, Bernie brings a boy in a wheelchair to tears, but not of laughter. Christopher: Jordan Orr. Christopher s Mom: Kate Flannery. Christopher s Dad: Matt McKenzie. Ms. Lefko: Meagan Fay.

Jordan s fire-alarm prank is just one kid-related intrusion as Bernie seeks peace and quiet on the day of a big performance. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Reporter: Brooke Burke. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Bernie takes a hard line as Vanessa s driving teacher, until his expired license is confiscated, putting kinder, gentler Wanda in control, of his own transportation as well. James: Nick Berman. Dr. Kramer: Michael Kagan. DMV Lady: Aloma Wright.

Bryanna s glimpse of Bernie naked points up she s no longer his Baby Girl and needs her own room, to the dismay of Bernie s wallet. Bill: Peter Hulne. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Mo Nique plays a golfer whose bond with Bernie and the boys bothers Wanda, but Bernie needs Dr. Phil to tell him why. Flavor Flav has a cameo. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. W.B.: Reginald Ballard.

Bernie s language and tone with the kids comes under scrutiny after Bryanna repeats something she wasn t meant to hear. Cooley: Matt Bresser. Ms. Lefko: Meagan Fay. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Vanessa plus a boy adds up to a burning Bernie, whose obsessive concern prompts her to plot revenge for an opportune moment. Kevin: Arjay Smith. Byron: Garret Jackson. David: John Porsky. Phil: Chad Einbinder. Brenda: Susan Cash. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Bernie takes a hard line as Vanessa s driving teacher, until his expired license is confiscated, putting kinder, gentler Wanda in control, of his own transportation as well. James: Nick Berman. Dr. Kramer: Michael Kagan. DMV Lady: Aloma Wright.

Bryanna s glimpse of Bernie naked points up she s no longer his Baby Girl and needs her own room, to the dismay of Bernie s wallet. Bill: Peter Hulne. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Bernie s little sister is getting married, but the way Wanda throws herself into the planning, one would think she s the bride. Benita: Niecy Nash. Monroe: Cedric Yarbrough. Carl: Glynn Turman. Lou: Tommy Davidson. David: Brian Posehn.

Ashton Kutcher and Carl Reiner have cameos as the family engages in a war of pranks, which Bernie takes too far. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Vanessa plus a boy adds up to a burning Bernie, whose obsessive concern prompts her to plot revenge for an opportune moment. Kevin: Arjay Smith. Byron: Garret Jackson. David: John Porsky. Phil: Chad Einbinder. Brenda: Susan Cash. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Bernie enlists Jordan s help in lying to Wanda so they can both go to a basketball game. Billy Crystal has a cameo. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Bernie s little sister is getting married, but the way Wanda throws herself into the planning, one would think she s the bride. Benita: Niecy Nash. Monroe: Cedric Yarbrough. Carl: Glynn Turman. Lou: Tommy Davidson. David: Brian Posehn.

After Bernie teaches Jordan when to hold em and fold em, the master is undone when the student reveals his tells to Bernie s poker pals. Shelley: Shelley Berman. Carl: Carl Reiner. Drew: Colby Paul. Dylan: Rusty Flood. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolet.

Bernie comes to embrace an organization that teaches social skills to the kids, but Vanessa is totally put off, until she learns the ropes. Sherry: Davetta Sherwood. Connie: Claudette Rocha. Tammy: Khadijah. Adrian: Donna Lynn Leavy. Donna: Naya Rivera.

Spending time with Bernie s manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos. Orlando: Phil LaMarr. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Malvert: Steven Gilborn. Sister Eileen: Jill C. Klein.

Bernie enlists Jordan s help in lying to Wanda so they can both go to a basketball game. Billy Crystal has a cameo. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Bernie struggles to find something objectionable about the boy Vanessa s seeing, until one little matter finally pops up. Rahim: Darryl Reed Jr. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar.

Bernie s ecstatic when Vanessa makes the high-school spirit squad---until he sees their skimpy costumes and suggestive moves. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Morgan: Chaise Goris. Richardson: Mark Arnott. Isabella: Jacqueline Osaki.

Bernie tries to minimize costs for Bryanna s birthday party, but an incident leads to a lawsuit filed by the parents of her best friend. Riley: Aria Wallace. Mickey: Phil Reeves. Burt: Scott Atkinson. Tony: Eric Lange. Ginnie: Nicole Avant.

Jordan has a girlfriend, but when Bernie thinks it s too platonic, he gives Jordan some tips. And then Jordan has no girlfriend. Nef: Laivan Greene. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Bernie hires a personal assistant after Wanda errs in making his travel plans. Wrestling s Triple H has a cameo. Dosha: Shania Accius. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Hugh Hefner helps Bernie face a birds-and-bees talk with Jordan, who thinks he s made a girl pregnant by kissing her. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolet. Chrissy: Rhyon Nicole Brown. Mrs. Borsick: Carla Renata. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.