This show really is just awful, so I"m just going to get on with it. Brody has a regular sex night with his wife, but she"s bored with it and wants to spice things up by having him wax his balls. When she promises to up the sex to twice a week, he goes through with it, painfully. And he doesn"t seem to enjoy it, either. Karl and Marla are...still screwing? And still going to couples therapy? There, Marla tells Karl she"s dumping him because she likes Wendy too much, but then freaks when he doesn"t put up a fight for her. Marla then goes to cry in Wendy"s lap, literally, although she doesn"t tell Wendy that Karl was her boyfriend. Wendy bags on a date with Karl to hang out with Marla, and soon all three of them are in with THE SAME THERAPIST, har. Marla and Karl eventually split custody of Wendy, which...oddly seems about right, actually. James is getting calls from Stacey, and she eventually comes to see him at work. She has no decent explanation for why she cheated on him, but James decides to give her another chance anyway. He hasn"t been home two minutes, though, before some detective shows up and says that his dead boss Walter had traces of arsenic in his system, which was partially responsible for his death. The detective seems to suspect that James was involved, and look, it"s not like I want to remember anything about this show, but if I can recall that Walter"s wife, who was presumably his beneficiary, LOATHED him, the detective should be able to figure out that James can"t be the only suspect here. However, James overhears the detective questioning Stacey, and she tells him that Walter"s wife found out about the affair and filed for divorce right before he died, and Stacey also says she loved him, which she totally denied to James earlier. God, get rid of this mealy-mouthed bitch already, please! Also, the Widow Bossman did in fact poison her husband, and James asks Stacey for a divorce. It"s sad when he has to leave his kids behind, but still: about freakin" time. Dontrelle comes to see Duncan at work and, to clear her guilty conscience, confesses that she taped Duncan on the reporter"s behalf. Duncan"s solution is to bone the reporter, but while she"s happy to do that, she doesn"t drop the story in return. Brody takes it upon himself to call in a favor and break into the woman"s apartment while Duncan stands guard. Of course, she "unexpectedly" comes home, so Duncan ends up nailing her again while Brody"s hidden under the bed, and I"d be hard pressed to decide which was the most predictable part of that sequence. Anyway, Brody doesn"t find the tape, but he does find some deposit slips for a lot of money. Meanwhile, Lisbeth is dating some Englishman named "Terrence," to Duncan"s dismay, but it just so happens that it was Terrence who paid the reporter! Doesn"t that tie things up in a neat little...sorry, I drooled all over the keyboard and had to wait for it to dry. And although Duncan gets the tape back, Dontrelle gets arrested, and the cop takes her client book. There"s also some nonsense about a business deal I won"t get into here, Cam and Nia Long rock the house again in sadly limited appearances, and Vartan fails to take his shirt off yet again. Why, ye gods, why?


