Much to our dismay, the delicious guilty pleasure "Dance Moms" is wrapping up its first season (with a big old clip show, instead of the hoped-for reunion), which means that we're going to have to wait months to get more of Abby Lee and Co. In its first season, the series took the craziness of "Toddlers & Tiaras" to a whole new level as we got to watch a dance teacher and a bunch of moms and their young daughters say and do some of the most insane things on a regular basis. Here are the most memorably appalling moments for each of the show's personalities this year:
Maddie was the golden child of the season, earning her mother's undying loyalty and affection (despite the fact that Maddie has a younger sister) and also topping Abby's ranking pyramid almost every week. But the little girl eventually melted down in tears, not over dancing, but because she couldn't handle playing a simple pool game of capture the watermelon.