Blog Posts by Michael Callahan

"Today: "Sometimes you just want it to be over." That's an actual quote, from Hoda to Kathie Lee, during a segment about bedroom tips on the fourth hour of today's "Today"… and I, for one, started to agree with her! But then I realized she wasn't talking about the fourth hour of the "Today" show!

"Ellen": If it feels like Robert Pattinson has appeared on every single talk show on TV this week, well… that's because he has. But only Ellen dared to bring up Rob's strange habit of constantly leaving his zipper down while being photographed… and she had the pictures to prove it! You've got to hand it to her for tackling such a sensitive subject. I mean, you've gotta think that on a lot of other shows, something like that just wouldn't fly!

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"CBS This Morning": So wait a minute... did Chuck Lorre, creator of sitcom mega-hits "Two and A Half Men" and "The Big Bang Theory", just tell Gayle King that he also wrote the theme song for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"? As in, the soundtrack to every Saturday morning at my house growing up? As in "Turtle Power?" And that he also used to write for "My Little Pony"?!? Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but he's my new hero… in a half shell! Turtle Power!

"Live! with Kelly and Michael": Wow, Michael and Kelly really got torched by the four-time World Wife Carrying champs from Finland! Maybe it was because they made the rookie mistake of using the Piggy Back style, maybe it was because Strahan lost a shoe, or maybe it was because Kelly's only his TV wife, but they were still flopping around on the obstacle course when the Finns were breaking the winner's tape in the studio - without breaking a sweat! I guess that's why they call it a Finnish line.

"Anderson Live": Anderson spent the

"CBS This Morning": When the assignment came up to send someone to check out a warehouse full of original James Bond gadgets, there was only one man for the job: Cooper... Anderson Cooper.  And AC360 went the full 007, giving us a look at Sean Connery's booby trapped briefcase, Jaws' metal jaws, The Man With the Golden Gun's golden gun, Odd Job's flying bowler hat, and the fake diamonds that ended up in Halle Berry's belly button! (Yes, they've been washed.)  All of which makes me realize... Andy would make a great Bond villain.  "007 vs. The Silver Fox" anyone?

"Access Hollywood Live": It's amazing how some simple photo shopping can still be so entertaining in this day and age, especially when you have some time fill on a Friday! But hey, seeing Billy with Kit's hair and Kit with Billy's hair along with Wolfgang Puck and Gene Simmons sporting each other's hair, beat whatever else I could have been doing today!

"The View": They had Sam Champion from "GMA" on their show today, and we

"Access Hollywood Live": Seeing the pictures of Pam Anderson in her "Baywatch" bathing suit made me wonder what it was like working in the wardrobe department on that show. It had to be the easiest job ever, just one little suitcase with a bunch of red bathing suits and a couple lifeguard jackets and boom, that covers everybody! Oh wait, I forgot about Hobie, the son of David Hasselhoff's character. Well he probably just wore his own clothes from home because they had to know that nobody really paid any attention to him anyway!

"GDNY": Jeremy Kyle is like the Simon Cowell of daytime TV - a feisty British guy who tells it like it is… yet is so lovable! It was nice to see a different side of JK as he guest hosted on this show except that no it wasn't! It turns out he's an easy going, charming, intelligent nice guy, and that's no fun to watch at all! Don't quit your day job Jeremy, please!

"The View": Barbara asked Prince three times why he is so shy and she never got a straight answer

"Today": If you're South Korean pop star PSY right now, my guess is that you're currently pretty PSY-ched. You came up with the biggest hit record, music video, and dance craze of 2012, causing everyone and their granny to shout "Oppa Gangnam Style!" (even if they have no idea why.) You just took the U.S. by storm, performed live outside of 30 Rock for a huge mess of fans, and while you were in the green room? Oh yeah, you just signed with Justin Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun. NBD.

"Live! with Kelly and Michael": Gather 'round, kids, for today's lesson: just about everything that's beautiful and unique was once considered scary and strange. That advice comes from Tyra Banks, who told Kelly and Michael that sandwiched in between spending her youth as a "cute, chubby kid" and growing into a svelte, stunning supermodel. 11-year-old Tyra grew three inches and lost 30 pounds in one year… leaving her with a frame so gawky, and a forehead so big, that one doctor even diagnosed her with