Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

"Today": Hoda Kotb's co-workers thought she looked "so, so bad" when she got caught on camera singing "so, so bad" while Carly Rae Jepsen was on stage, singing the actual lyric, "So call me, maybe…" But Hoda's not the first mom-aged person in the world to get the words wrong to a pop song. My Aunt Linda used to always try to sing along with the radio, so for years I thought there was a song that went "Ev'ry rose has its thorn... just like ev'ry cowboy has its dawn..."

"CBS This Morning": Okay, okay, after that mini-mini-bike story, I'm all out of bad bicycle puns. But it wasn't my fault! I didn't build the world's tiniest bike and then ride it down the street on camera! So don't blame the bike messenger!

"Good Day New York": Memo to Dave Price, just because a lady enjoys cats doesn't mean she's a crazy cat lady! Actually, the more I think about it he may be on to something, so let me rephrase that. Memo to Dave Price, there's a very small percentage of ladies who like cats that aren't

"GMA": "GMA" had a truly touching moment this morning as a leukemia survivor got to meet the courageous, anonymous bone marrow donor who saved her life - for the very first time, on live TV! And add in Robin Roberts, who looked on at the heartfelt meeting, knowing that in just a few weeks she'll be undergoing the very same procedure for her own condition, a rare blood disease called MDS, with her sister acting as a donor. Wow. Powerful stuff. If you'd like information on how you can register to be a donor, go to bethematch.org. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a Kleenex donor!

"Today": Angry Al Roker made another appearance today and I have to say, I kinda like his moxie! He's like a thunderstorm of hilarity when he stomps around like a big grimly grump! Stay surly, Al!

"GDLA": I sort of get creeped out by Elvis impersonators so I can't imagine what it would be like to be in a room full of them! And I wonder do they get along with each other, or is it one of those awkward

"Today": You know what I learned from the viral video of celebs repeating the same answers? That celebs (as a whole) repeat themselves! That celebs (as a whole) repeat themselves. I'm implying that I'm a celeb, too. In case you didn't get that. In case you didn't get that.

"GDLA": I don't care how many stories and photos I see, I refuse to believe that the facekini is a real thing! I'm pretty sure that the folks over in China are just playing a joke on us, sending over footage of the facekini and then seeing how serious we take it. And so far, it's an epic fail on our part but a hilarious prank on theirs!

"GDNY": Singing and driving is one of my favorite things to do, so you could tell me that it's the most dangerous thing in the world and I probably wouldn't stop! But perhaps a good way to curb this problem is to show people video of themselves singing while driving so they can see just how ridiculous it really is! That wouldn't work on me because I'm positive that I look awesome

"GDNY": I never thought I would be this excited about going to the bathroom, but I can't wait to check out this toilet paper with advertising on it! But what happens if I see an ad that I like and want to take it with me? Does that mean I have to walk around with a few squares of toilet paper hanging out of the back of my pants or the bottom of my shoe all day? And what if someone has an emergency that requires toilet paper, would I be able to spare a square? All these questions are stressing me out! And you know what happens when I'm stressed? I have to go to the bathroom!

"Today": Y'know, you future-heads can complain all you want about not having jetpacks, still living in houses made of wood, and still having to scoop the fruit out of the bottom of your yogurt. But I dare you to complain about your lack of astronaut ice cream, since you all woke up this morning, August 21st, 2012, one of the main stories on "The Today Show" was "Curiosity Rover Zaps Laser Pulses At Mars Rock". A ha!

"Today": It's been one day, and four hundred listens, but we love the Gregory Brothers' Autotuned "Day-um" double cheeseburger guy here at "Dayum-time In No Time". How long before they mash him up with the Double Rainbow song guy, to make the Double Cheeseburger Rainbow song? I'm not saying that would automatically be the best thing ever… but I'll just go to their homepage and keep hitting refresh just incase!

"Access Hollywood Live": After seeing that video of a dog eating cabbage you might be wondering how on earth someone would find out that their dog likes eating cabbage! But I suppose it's the same way you find out if your dog likes eating really expensive Christian Louboutin shoes, by accidentally leaving them sitting out and then coming home to a huge expensive mess!

"GMA": I don't know why people are laughing at the cat who fell asleep in his bowl of food, I'm sure there was a perfectly good explanation for it! Maybe cat food is filled with tryptophan, you know the thing that

"Today": I was kind of looking forward to the Olympics being over just so the interviews with all the athletes would taper off. But that hasn't been the case at all, because they're still being interviewed every day! I guess that's what happens when you achieve epic things while representing our country! Oh well, at least one of those interviews helped set up today's awesomely uncomfortable moment when Al called out Matt. That moment got a gold medal… in awkwardness!

"CBS This Morning": "CBS This Morning" promised to take us inside the ping-pong balls when with a report about "how the Powerball lottery machine works". Uhh, if you ask me, it DOESN'T work, you guys, because I didn't win! Sigh... yeah, see you next week.

"GMA": Well, the cute animal segment of the day made me cry again, but this time they had to resort to Gorilla tactics. But I couldn't help it! Seeing those two long lost silverback bros hug it out after so long apart was just too adorable! No word on where Big Bro

"Today": It was fun to see Molly Ringwald today, even if she was a babe in black instead of "Pretty In Pink". And Savannah did a great job… her questions were just Ducky! But I kind of like the alternate interview where she ends up with Al Roker!

"Access Hollywood Live": You know how some people try to be funny when they get back from a long vacation by saying how much they need a vacation? No? Well, some people do it okay. Anyway, instead of joking about it, Billy Bush actually did take a vacation after his trip to London! I know he worked while he was there but take it from someone who knows, working a couple of hours a day is like being on vacation! I really hope that when he gets back from his double vacation he doesn't say how much he needs a vacation, cuz that definitely wouldn't be funny!

"Good Day New York": Dave broke his glasses on Monday doing something silly. And ever since then, finding him a new pair of glasses has been a main point of content for this show. What the

"Today": Air Lauer? Matt Lauer decided he wanted to be "Like Mike", so he did what any of us would do. Get a Nerf hoop? No, silly... he's rich! So he got himself a basketball and a court, a Chicago Bulls uniform, a green screen, and a crane to hoist him to the exact same height as Michael Jordan when His Airness completed the famous poster-worthy slam dunk that put him on every kid's bedroom wall in America! And then Matt had a professional photographer get to photoshoppin', to make it look like he could throw down like Mike! I think he needed the help, too… in his official NBC bio, Matty's vertical leap is listed as -3 inches.

"CBS This Morning": So glad that cat burglar in the college class found a way to land on his feet! Although it's hard to watch that clip of a mischievous tomcat falling through a ceiling panel, and not think of "The Breakfast Club" quote, "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

"GDNY": I was actually kind of excited for football season this year, for like the