Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

"GMA": Bona fide star! "GMA" caught back up with Boo. You know, "Boo: The World's Cutest Dog"? Yeah, him. And what's the cute pooch been up to? Just travelling the world, appearing on TV, endorsing products, writing two books and building a Facebook following of 4.9 million fans! Jeez, I want that dog's life!

"Today": The sound malfunction nearly gave Matt Lauer a heart attack! Makes you wonder if maybe that sound guy thinks that by getting rid of Matt, they'll spread the love around with what's left of his huge salary. Or maybe the sound guy loves Ryan Seacrest and he wants to speed up the process of Seacrest "in"!

"GDNY": I'd like to think that Dave Price stripped down to his t-shirt and showed off his lack of muscles because he was trying to be funny. But we're still getting to know this guy, and there's a pretty good chance that he was completely serious and thinks he can hang with a bunch of buff firemen! So just in case he was being serious, let me be the one to say that he

"Today": Move over, Planking, Owling, Fridgeing, Tebowing and just plain Posing… after London 2012, it's all about Bolting! "Today" showed a whole team full of photos, of Usain Bolt fans posing just like their favorite Fastest Man Alive. So, here's how you Bolt: get down on one knee, and pose with one hand to your ear, and the other stretched toward the sky, palm down. Oh, and make sure you do it in less than 9.37 seconds!

"GDNY": I always thought the lead singer of 3 Doors Down was a little older, but apparently he's just a young boy. Although, their biggest hit came out 12 years ago so unless there's a Benjamin Button thing going on here, I think "Good Day New York" was trying to pull a fast one! Well, you can't fool me, I was totally on to you... eventually!

"Wake Up with Al": I thought Stephanie Abrams moved to New York from Atlanta a couple months ago, but apparently she's been living out of a suitcase because the move doesn't become official until this weekend. It seems like a

"The Today Show": What are you thinking, Matt Lauer? Going sock-less on TV during the most-watched event of the last four years? Hey listen fella, it's nothing personal. We can all agree that you have many good qualities, it's just that the creepily protruding shape of your ankle bones isn't one of them, 'k? Besides, Tom Brokaw totally made fun of you for it today. When Brokaw tells you to put a sock (on) it, you just do it.

"Good Morning America": They did a story about ads for Mentos candy, and I was surprised to hear that Mentos are still around! Plus it totally made me miss their ads from the '90s! The amount of times I held Mentos in my hand and gave a thumbs up and said "Mentos, the fresh maker" is too many to count. They need to bring back those old ads so kids today can have as much fun as I did playing with my food!

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"CBS This Morning": So now that he's retired from "The Office", Steve Carell likes to kick back at home and watch... "The Office"? "Why not? It's a great show," said Steve during today's interview with Gayle King. Wow, way to be a regional micro-manager, Michael Scott...

"GMA": Wow, TLC found another Southern mega-family with 19 kids to star in a reality show? Well, I'll be Duggar'd! Although it sounds like we should get used to the name "Bates", because counting Mom and Dad Bates, and all 19 kids (Re-Bates?) there are 21 of 'em! Ooh, they don't still have that tradition down South where they call a boy under 12 "Master", do they? Tough break, fellas.

"GDNY": I know Dave Price is new to the morning show, but he's gotta know there's just some things you can't talk about at 9 in the morning! And no, I'm not referring to their adult toy conversation, he was talking about eating something called spinach pie during the cooking segment. Gross! It's way too early for vegetables!

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"GMA": Pamela Anderson told "GMA" that in order to win "Dancing With The Stars", she's swearing off men! Uh-huh... okay, tell you what, I'll swear off snacks and breathing. We'll see who folds first, Pammy!

"Today": I don't know about you, but I get the feeling that Michael Phelps is going to retire from swimming. And I'm not saying that because of the 87 times he mentioned retiring during his interview today, but because like so many other great athletes, when they say they're done, they're done. Just ask some of the greats like Michael Jordan and Brett Favre! And yes, I did have to Yahoo! search who those guys are!

"GDNY": The hosts on this show tried their hardest to get the world's biggest New York Knicks fan, Spike Lee, to convert to a Brooklyn Nets fan. These are basketball teams I'm told. And despite being offered a free hat and t-shirt, Spike rejected their offer! But I'll let it be known right now that if you send free stuff to me, I'll be a fan of anyone and anything!

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"GMA": Okay, fellas, in case you didn't understand that report on GMA about Ryan Gosling and his "Man Cleavage", let me break it down for you. When HE wears a super low cut V-neck tee, he's showing off his "amazingly chiseled pecs". And when YOU do it? You're treating us to a view of your "amazingly saggy moobs". Hope that helps! Make a handy chart for the clothing store… might I suggest wallet-size?

"CBS This Morning": Jeff Glor pulled extra-special-vacation-awkward-staff-turnover double duty today, as he filled in for both the vacationing Charlie Rose, and the dearly departed Erica Hill. But not only did he hold his own while co-hosting with Gayle King, he inspired so much perfect harmony that he got a musical tribute from the control room! That's right, Gayle and Jeff... I heard them play you guys to commercial with a little "Ebony and Ivory". I Stevie Wonder what that was all about!

"GDNY": Dave Price has officially been the co-host for a few weeks now, so today he and Rosanna

"GMA": "GMA" showed off the newest trend in spa treatments for people with a death wish! It promises to melt off the pounds in seconds, using the magic of electric shocks. It's all thanks to a paste you pour on your swelly belly, made of a special combination of seaweed, current-conducting liquid clay, and a bunch of high-voltage electric diodes! Or as we used to call it where I grew up: "Saturday Night."

"The View": Ed Norton talked about sharing a house with a group of guys that included Bill Murray while they were shooting a movie recently. At least we know they were safe from any ghosts with Dr. Peter Venkman in the house, but I wonder if anyone made Ed angry? Because you wouldn't like him when he's angry!

"Today": Who knew that the "Today" anchors aren't athletic? I mean, I thought that's why they sent them to the Olympics, right? That's why Ryan Seacrest is there, to compete!

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"Today": 83 million Facebook accounts are fake! Yep, you read that right… 8.7% of the 955 million Facebook "users" are more like "lusers"! That's it! I'm going back to MySpace, where at least I know I can trust everyone!

"GDNY": It's a good thing Wendy brought pictures of her standing on a treadmill at a gym and feeling peaches at her local market, or we never would have believed that she has been working out and grocery shopping while on hiatus! But the fact that she felt the need to back up her outrageous claims with photos makes me less likely to believe her. On a related note, I recently climbed Mount Kilimanjaro in record time, but I don't have any pictures to prove it, sorry!

"CBS This Morning": Hey, check out Gayle King rockin' the multicolored mom reading glasses! She's like two wardrobe choices away from becoming the Sally Jessy of the 21st century.

"Live! with Kelly": Looks like Joey Fatone has said "Bye Bye Bye" to any hopes of keeping up a music career... he's strictly