Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

"Today": Whoa, Jenny McCarthy's interview about her new Playboy shoot made me blush! (And trust me, that's not easy.) Not to be outdone, Hoda and KLG kept the PG-13 train a-movin' with a long discussion about whether it's "normal" to sleep in the buff. Hey, that reminds me, does anyone want my breakfast? I suddenly lost my appetite.

"Access Hollywood Live": Did you know that the Kardashian family has lots of money and free time and loves to go on lavish vacations?! Of course you did, but just in case you may have forgotten for a brief moment they were nice enough to put out yet another music video to remind us of that fact, so thanks for that! If I wasn't stuck at work and feeling slightly under the weather, maybe that thank you wouldn't be so filled with sarcasm.

"Live! with Kelly": The brand new Miss USA turned up on "Live" today, and she revealed she's the first winner ever to start out as Miss Rhode Island! And once I reminded myself where Rhode Island was, exactly, I learned some

"Today": As our friends in New England would say, it's ahhlmost time fah SUMMAH! And that meant today's "Today" had three salty, sea-worthy chefs in to show off their best recipes for a real Maine LOBSTAH ROLL. YUM. I liked the looks of Luke the Lobsterman's fresh meat, and hot-buttered buns... (what?) And chef Barbara had the right idea by staying simple, with just a little mayo and lemon and a grilled hot dog roll. But what was up with that arrogant guy Mark, trying to add garlic and scallions and chives and... gasp... Old Bay seasoning? THAT'S FROM MARYLAND, MARK. It's for steamed Crab Claws. WICKED BAD mistake. Now get ya Lobstah tail back to cookin' school, and don't come Naahth o' Connecticut until yah learn yah shellfish!

"Live! with Kelly": Bryant Gumbel apparently stepped directly off his yacht to co-host with Kelly today! Not only was he rockin' the open-collared shirt and navy blue pinstriped blazer (with pocket square, natch)... but he also slipped into a comfy pair of

"GMA": They had a crazy story today about a middle school graduation in California that got interrupted by a party-crashing baby brown bear! Aww, apparently the little lost cub got confused, panicked, and took a lap around the playground, before zooming through the back lawn where the diplomas were being handed out. Luckily he was caught and released out in the woods, and the ceremony went ahead, after everyone calmed down. But don't worry kids, this isn't a bad sign -- I bearly graduated myself, and I'm doing pretty great these days!

"Live! with Kelly": I wasn't very impressed with the Cirque du Soleil moves that Kelly and guest host Mike Greenberg were taught by their guest performer. Then I realized it's because they weren't wearing the loose hanging, flowy clothes that he had on, and that makes a world of difference! C'mon Greenberg, lets see you in one of those tops!

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"Today": In honor of the lights going out on today's broadcast, this blog entry is going to run out of ink right… now.

"Good Day LA": Just the other day I noticed that the computer Steve Edwards uses was looking a little dated, and I was wondering when he might be lucky enough to get a new one. Well, my question was answered today when he "accidentally" spilled his tea all over it! Now they'll be forced to get him another one, too bad! Smart spilling, Steve!

"Live! with Kelly": Kristen Stewart stopped by to chat with Kelly for a bit, pout, and bite her lower lip a lot. It's always a good way to break the dawn when you get a heaping helping of K-Rip, with a side order of K-Stew! They should team up and do a commercial for Special K. Kelly could yell "Theyyyy're Kkkreat!" while Kristen just sullenly picks out the berries from her bowl.

"The View": It may seem like the interview with Matthew Broderick was a bit rough for him, given all the uncomfortable questions he was asked, but he

"Today": The band One Direction was on the show and I'm sure they said a lot of amazing things about their career and songs and touring… but all I could focus on was their cute faces, dreamy eyes and uber-hip haircuts. I didn't hear a word of the interview… because my TV was on mute and I couldn't find the dang remote!

"GMA": Did you see that clip of Katy Perry without makeup? Why that's like showing cake without frosting! Or pancakes without syrup! Or any other female celebrity without... makeup! Although I've gotta say, she still looked pretty gorgeous, even though she'd obviously woken up in Vegas.

"The View": I was feeling pretty young when Joy, Whoopi and Barbara were talking about how their kids are all around 40-years-old. But that was quickly balanced out when they did their summer toy segment and it made me feel about 100-years-old! Electric scooters, 3-D sidewalk chalk and a gun that blows giant bubbles with minimal effort?! I miss the good ol' days of big wheels, trying to

"Ellen": From the people who brought you "Bethenny Getting Married", it's "Bethenny Getting a Talk Show". Yep, Everyone's FBF (Favorite Bethenny Frankel) turned up on big sister Ellen's show today, to preview a highlight reel of her new daytime yakker (that's industry biz for "show in which somebody yaks a lot"). Bethenny promises to "dish on sex, motherhood, relationships, money and beauty in a whole new way", which so far means a clip of her putting avocado and oil in her hair. And she promised us that she's gonna "go there". Hey, that's totally cool. But do you mind if when you go there, I go somewhere else?

"GDNY": Of course I'm glad that Greg decided to drink a little bit of hot sauce on the show today, but I really wish he would have given it more of an effort! If you're gonna take a "shot" of hot sauce, don't just drink a small cap full, do an actual shot Greg! Sure it might have been more painful for you, but it would have been more funny for the viewers! And isn't that what's

"Today": Congratulations to "Today" for pulling off the perfect episode ever. From a juggling triathlete to Pitbull rocking the Plaza, this show had it all! And the big finish? Just KLG and Hoda polishing off $300 hamburgers! Yep. Epic Not-Fail!

"Ellen": Happy Friday, everyone! Well, except for everyone who watches "Ellen". Because all of you have a big case of the Munndays. As in, Munnday, aka today - the day where Olivia Munn gets interviewed by Ellen! But don't worry, you still get your three-day weekend. And remember, while Ellen turned Friday into Munnday, she'll have a totally different guest on Monday. But it's also Memorial Day weekend, so remember to set a reminder to watch. And have fun!

"GDLA": Dorothy and Jillian had trouble holding back their tears for Dorothy's last day, and they weren't the only ones! Long before I got paid to watch morning TV, I watched this show on my own and while it sounds cheesy to say, I do feel a bond with these people that I wake up with every

"Anderson": Looking for a wedding gift to get the woman who married herself and her… wife? Well I checked Crate & Barrel and CB2 and they weren't registered there… maybe I can find something for her/them at CB1!

"Ellen": It was kind of hard to tell whether Charlize Theron was more excited about showing off pics of her adorable adopted newborn son, Jackson, or her just as adorable pair of adopted rescue dogs! Some families can really struggle when trying to teach old dogs new tricks when new babies come into the house, but Charlize reports that everyone is getting along fine, with her loyal furry friends hanging out during naptime, midnight baby monitor alarms, and especially cleanup duty during messy baby mealtimes. Charlize told Ellen that you can't call her a single mom, since she has two guys helping her out! Although some little terrier has apparently been nicknamed "The Pacifier Thief". Hopefully that can be adapted into her next movie. I can see the poster already!

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