Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

"Today": So what was making that ostrich hit the highway, and turn into such a road-runner? Well you can't see it in the video, but right behind him, there's a wily coyote, with a giant stick of ACME dynamite! Suddenly I feel a whole lot better about my LA morning commute.

"Ellen": Giorgio is back! Everyone's favorite feel-good viral video singer, who first got famous by serenading his order-taker at the Sonic Drive-Thru, took his talents to a strip mall to salute and sing about our everyday unsung heroes: at the nail salon, the library (shhh...) even a bowling alley! He made me see the disinfecting shoe sprayer guy in a whole new light. That man protects us all!

"Wake Up with Al": The best thing that's ever happened to daytime TV is this show's Friday dance party, and today they found a way to make it even better! It's the first time they've had alcohol involved so you know it was a good time. And while it appears they went to commercial because they ran out of time, I'm going to

"Today": In the fourth hour, Hoda and Kathie Lee took us on a tour of all the latest trends in plastic surgery. They even decided to undergo a few procedures themselves, live on the air -- and docs promised each one would take years off their faces. And hey, I think it worked -- they look like they may be back to double digits!

"Ellen": Ellen's getting all kinds of awesome and crazy responses to her call for viewer-made Dance Dare videos. Some of these peeps can really shake it, then when they get caught, fake it... like they were just casually strolling by. I sent her my own entry a while back, but I haven't heard anything yet. Although, that might have something to do with that peanut butter smudge that was stuck on my laptop screen the day I read about the contest... I may have misread the rules. Turns out she's not quite as interested in seeing our "Pants Dares". My bad!

"Wendy Williams": I thought Wendy was going to have a major breakthrough early in the show when she started

"Anderson": Wow, Aziz Ansari sent his stunt double to do his couch time on "Anderson"? That must be a dangerous place. He would so go on Tom Haverford's 'Dunzo List' for a stunt like that. But on the bright side, by meeting Anderson's doppelganger, we finally found out how he hosts all those shows at the same time!

"Ellen": Don't get me wrong, I love me some Sophia Grace and Rosie, but they've been on an awful lot this spring... maybe a few tu-tu many times. Don't they still have school in the UK?

"Wake Up with Al": I'm happy for The Weather Channel and I want to say congratulations on 30 years on the air! And not to be stickler but hopefully in their 31st year they can figure out a way to get the audio and video synced up better on "Wake Up with Al". I love Al and Stephanie to death but when they're talking about the latest tornado watch and their lips don't match their words, it can be distracting!

"Access Hollywood Live": I must admit that I didn't finish watching this show today,

"The Doctors": I love this show (and I even get to be on it sometimes!) and you know I swoon for Dr. Travis! But how come they ALWAYS make him wear scrubs? Does he do nips and tucks during commercial breaks?

"Ellen": Ellen's regular DJ, our pal Tony, was on vacation today, so they had DJ Pauly D shore things up by filling in. And in his defense, he is actually not a bad DJ. And he kept his shirt on for five whole minutes, almost! That has to be a new record.

"Wake Up with Al": It was a pretty smooth move by Al to turn their technical difficulties into a game of freeze tag! It really made me miss that game, so we started playing it here at our show. The only problem is that assistant editor Nick takes the game super serious and I'm pretty sure I forgot to unfreeze him before I left. So that means he'll be frozen until I get in tomorrow! Oh well, I'm sure that date he had scheduled for tonight would have been a disaster anyway!

"Divorce Court": I had a great time hanging with one of my

"GMA": I don't tend to gear up for those summertime comic book movies, usually (waiting in line makes my TV-watching muscles hurt) but I may have to camp out for this "Avengers" movie, based on the interview I just saw with Captain America and Thor, where they somehow managed to stuff every one of those superhuman muscles on one couch. Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth? I could get saved by that sandwich. #humminahummina

"Ellen": Animal lovers Diane Keaton and Ellen bonded over their shared urge to pull over and rescue every stray puppy, kitty or coyote they see on the side of the road while driving around LA. Diane even keeps leashes and snacks in her ride at all times, just incase. Ladies, I applaud you and I wish everyone were more like you when it comes to animal welfare. Also, when you get a chance, I'd like my cat back. He was just out taking a walk. (Kidding. I have a Great Dane named Gert, and no one could rescue her off the side of the road, unless they'd called ahead to reserve

"Wendy Williams": Since Wendy is my girl I thought for sure she would have seen me poke fun of her 500th show vacuum giveaway yesterday, and perhaps step her game up for today's show prize. But that was not the case at all because today it was jeans. Jeans?! Sure they were slim fitting and available in an array of colors, but c'mon Wendy, jeans are more like a 250th show prize not 500! At least throw in a matching blouse and shoes!

"Today": Man, some parents are so cool... "Today" showed a dash-cam video of a rad dad who brightened up the commute to school by rocking out to "Bohemian Rhapsody" with all three of his little Wayne and Garths in the kid bus. Not that I'm complaining, mind you... my parents did the best they could with what they had. Oh, the fun times we'd have when mom would pop in that Christopher Cross 8-Track. (Hey, it was either that or "Spandau Ballet." What can I say? My folks dug on Yacht Rock.)

"Ellen": Hugh Grant told Ellen today that his new baby daughter Tabitha

"Today": Oh no! "Today" is reporting that the infamous Naked Shopper has been caught on tape? That's... I... oh, wait, huh? It was a MALE Naked Shopper on tape? Phew! I mean... oh, how interesting... ahem.

"Ellen": Is it me, or was the steamy summer beach read "50 Shades of Grey" not... quite the same when Ellen read it aloud today? I mean, sure, it was creative... but I just felt like when she was reading the Anastasia parts, her mind was just elsewhere, or something. And personally I could've done without the sound effects.

"Wendy": There was a moment during Wendy's interview with "Real Housewives of Atlanta's" Kim Zolciak, where I'm pretty sure they forgot there were cameras rolling and people watching. But hey, there's only a handful of people who are just as famous for their wigs as they are for their TV shows. So when they get together it's not surprise they've got wigs on the brain, literally and figuratively!

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"Anderson": I guess John Cusack is too busy to do a sequel to "Say Anything". He's so tied up with his other movies... and then there's his career in kickboxing. Ever hear of it? Sport of the future? Plus, writing a new script would be a long process, and he told us he didn't want to sell, buy, or process anything that was sold, bought, or processed. But c'mon, Lloyd, think of how fun it would be! Call up Cameron Crowe, and start writing. Give us your heart! We'll give you a pen!

"Ellen": Ellen welcomed the 14-year-old movie trailer voice kid, you know, from the Internet, and she asked him to voice a promo for the next appearance by British web kid Sophia Grace and her hype girl Rosie. Okay, it's official… the Internet is eating itself alive.

"Access Hollywood Live": I loved how they read Beyonce's "People" interview in slow-jam style so much that I wish they would do a whole show like that! Sweeps start tomorrow where the ratings will need a boost, sounds like a great time to slow jam