Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

"Anderson": It wasn't raining cats and dogs on "Anderson" — but cats and dogs were reigning! Like the kitty who can paddle across a pool, those dyed dogs… but let's not forget about Henry Lizardlover and his posing lizards! ANIMALS!

"Ellen": Okay, I think I just heard Ellen say she passed 10 million Twitter followers... but that would be kuh-razy, so I'm not sure I heard her right. I'm sorry @EllenShow, could you retweet that? It's inspiring: @nikkiboyer already has 5,000 followers (#humblebrag), so if all you guys tell two people, and then they tell two people, and then they each tell 1,000 people, well there's your 10 million right there! So, yeah, get on that, @nikkiboyer nation, 'k? THX BAI #mathisfun #soarehashtags

"Jeremy Kyle": Whoever said to never trust a man with two first names is way wrong, because I totally trust Jeremy Kyle! But today's show was a reminder to never a trust a 50-year-old man that uses Facebook to manage his multiple relationships. Between his sneaky

"Today": The World's Tiniest Puppy has some pretty amazing talents that you'd never think a tiny puppy could do. Like fit in a wine glass! Or fit into a coffee cup! Rebarkable!

"Ellen": Ellen's probably gonna be steamed when she finds out Kelly Ripa added a DJ to her show. That was her wacky sidekick idea first! By the way.. has anyone seen Tony lately?

"Live! with Kelly": New season, new set! They finally got rid of Reeg's wood paneling, and freshened things up. The upper deck of bleacher seats is a nice touch. And if you look behind the desk, not only did they give the fake NYC backdrop a makeover, they even got a new fake dog. Nice pupdate!

"GDNY": I know that this show doesn't have the most professional of atmospheres. And I know that Bob Decastro is normally out in the field reporting. But c'mon man, you gotta act like you've been there before! Or at least act like you know there's a camera pointed at you broadcasting everything you do to millions of people! With all that being

"CBS This Morning": It just occurred to me that Jamie Lee Curtis was in "Trading Places", where she didn't trade places with anyone (although she did play a lady of the night); but then she was in the remake of "Freaky Friday", where she DID trade places, with Lindsay Lohan (who's well on her way to becoming a lady of the night.) Ain't showbiz crazy?

"Today": Matt Lauer is NOT leaving "Today". Or tomorrow! He's here to stay, and I'm a happy girl — happy girl!

"GDLA": You know I really thought that a guy with a tattoo on his face who used to get punched in the head for a living would give a really compelling and sophisticated interview, but I guess I was wrong. Thanks for shattering my expectations Mike Tyson! But in all seriousness I was entertained, and that's really all that matters. So thanks for making my day Iron Mike!

"GMA": So long, Katie Couric! Great to have you back on morning TV, even if only for a week. Don't get me wrong... I love Robin Roberts. I'm totally team RoRo.

"Today": Jeez, between the Octomom's latest struggles, the NFL cheerleader sex scandal and that whole Trayvon Martin shooting, I sure am glad they mixed in a happy story about a puppy surviving the tornadoes! I was nearly in tears watching all the depressing news, but when that cute little dog was returned to it's owner, those tears turned to joy! Then they showed a clip of Jay Leno from last night and I quickly got sad again. Needless to say it was quite the emotional roller coaster!

"Ellen": Like a lot of celebs, Jennifer Love Hewitt uses a stage name. But did you know that the real name in there, the one actually given to her by her parents, is Love? It's true. Just like how Ellen DeGeneres's real first name is "De". (Okay, I'm not totally sure about that one.)

"GMA": Regis was on "GMA"! With Katie Couric! It was OUTTA CONTROL! Regis told us all about his recent vacation, where he went "all over China". And when they asked him about his favaorite part of China, he said "Japan". Good

"Ellen": For today's musical guest, Ellen made us a Tim McGraw / Kenny Chesney sandwich. Dang, but that's a lot of prime rib... oh, and the song was good, too. I think. I was a little distracted, y'all.

"Today": Hug an Anchor Day? Yep! That's what today is, according to the senior citizens from Arrow Senior Management residences! And who'd they vote as the "Most Huggable Anchor" from "Today"? If you said Al Roker, you're wrong (it was Matt Lauer!)

"Live! with Kelly": Cheering Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli's divorce? Stay classy, eh? That's no way to act, America's Hat!

"Wendy Williams": If you watched our show today and think that I find Chris Klein kind of cheesy, then I would like to set the record straight. I find Chris to be extremely cheesy! But that doesn't mean I don't absolutely adore him, I mean look at him, he's hot! And I'm glad to see him back in a movie because who knows, we may not see him again until "American Nursing Home" is released in 40 years! PS, I love

"Today": Sarah Palin: "The Woman in Black"? The conservative went ultra-conservative in an nearly all-black ensemble today, and while some people may not agree with her comments — you HAVE to agree with that scarf! Then again, she's from Alaska, she probably has hundreds of scarves!

"Good Day New York": Greg kept insisting he didn't want to try tossing pizza dough because he hadn't washed his hands. Come on, Greg, how dirty could your hands possibly be? You sit on a couch all morning and act goofy! But when he finally got around to trying it, we saw the real reason he was so hesitant - he's an absolutely terrible pizza tosser!

"Ellen": Ok, either Andrew Garfield donned that giant blonde mullet wig to avoid the paparazzi, or else it was to play a young Ted Nugent (natural follow-up to playing Spidey.) I hope he clicks to Like his pic on our Facebook page! He should notice it -- he only co-INVENTED the thing...

"Jeremy Kyle": Jeremy Kyle has such a specific tone that I absolutely love!

"Today": Move over, Hoda... but maybe just for a few days. It's vacation week all over daytime, and while Matt Lauer got a visit from Meredith today, and gets a big ol' dose of Sarah Palin starting tomorrow, KLG is pairing up with... Pat O'Brien? Wow, how'd they get Access to such an Insider? (Just don't tell Lara Spencer...)

"GMA": Katie Couric is hosting "GMA"! This is so weird… it's like they stole NBC's mascot right before the big game! This oughta really get Al Roker's goat!

"The View": The ladies have been on vacation for the past two weeks, so they had a lot to talk about! Unfortunately, most of what they discussed would have been better suited for off-the-air, seeing how it wasn't very interesting. Then again, if you really want to know what cool celebrity types do on vacation - hit me up! I can tell you all about my weekend in St. Louis!

"Ellen": The first thing I did after seeing the bad paid-for photos segment was make very sure that the Glamor Shots I had taken way back

"Anderson": My new personal hero: (no, not Octomom.) Try today's other guest, Miss Robbie Montgomery! Not only did she create what looks like the best fried chicken in honey glaze recipe known to mankind... she also parlayed it into a soul food empire, including Sweetie Pie's restaurant, and her own show on the Oprah network! Oh, and did I mention she made fried chicken live on TV in a faux fur coat?!? Well bake my biscuits!

"Wake Up with Al": No Al Roker meant no Friday dance party, how disappointing! But not to fear, we held our own dance party at work and I've got the video to prove it. Just check out my own personal Nikki Boyer Facebook page to see some of the hottest, and also saddest, dance moves ever! And if you've got the beat, post your own video too!

"Good Day New York": Greg's attempt to scare Rosanna for April Fool's Day was kind of a letdown considering the hi-jinx he normally brings to the show. Then again, the holiday isn't til Sunday so maybe he'll do something cool