Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

"Ellen": I love that Ellen likes to scare her guests but I'm starting to think she's pushing her luck a little bit. It only takes one bad scare to go from beloved daytime talk show host to the lady that gave Julia Roberts a heart attack on national television! But as long as she only scares young people that are in good health and leaves people like, say, Don Rickles and Betty White alone, she should be fine!

"Today": Kim K isn't the only super-famous, sexy brunette that was flour-bombed in the last 24 hours — except I got flower-bombed, too!

"Let's Make A Deal": Wayne Brady might just be the most talented man on Earth. Seriously, the guy is a professional singer, dancer, actor and host! Oh, and he's professionally handsome, too!

"CBS This Morning": Mr. Potato Head is turning 60? Wow, he doesn't look a day over seven minutes. But just between you and me, I heard he gets his eyes done like, all the time. And his lips! Mr. Potato head must have a great plastic surgeon!

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"Today": Aww, how come England gets giant Chia Pet sculptures of the Queen and Prince Philip as a royal tribute, and we're stuck licking old presidents' faces on regular ol' postage stamps? Are we too ch-ch-ch-cheap? Sigh... I guess the Chia Pet grass is always greener on the other side!

"Access Hollywood Live": This will probably be the last time anyone brings celebrity memorabilia by this show to generate buzz for an auction. Unless of course you're interested in buying a dress once worn by Madonna and later worn by Kit Hoover. Or a pair of Liberace's pants used and abused by one Billy Bush! At least they didn't get makeup all over the inside of one of Madonna's hats after passing it around, oh wait yeah they did.

"GMA": When Robin Roberts got a free gift of some Peeta Melark "Hunger Games" pillowcases (if you don't know what I mean, ask a 14-year-old), she admitted that back in the day, she rocked a set of "Star Wars" sheets on her bed as a kid. Me? I could never decide, so I

"GMA": So, let me get this straight -- Jennifer Lawrence had to undergo weeks of grueling physical training to be in a movie about a girl who has to undergo weeks of grueling physical training? Wow, I can totally relate: it's just like how I have to spend hours sitting on the couch every morning watching TV, so that I can then host a show where I sit on a couch and watch TV. I'm like Nikniss Boyerdeen!

"Ellen": Ellen dipped one of her assistants in a giant vat of guacamole! (I'm not sure which one it was, I think his name was Chip?) Well, that's one way to go green. Give that guy a raise! And a shower...

"Access Hollywood Live": I can't believe Billy was pressing Jenny McCarthy about her love life pretty hard and later was playing with his food! But even though he broke two major rules for being polite, I still think he's a good example for kids to look up to. Mostly because he loves to dance and laugh, plus he has great hair, you just can't beat that! Love you Billy!

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"Today": Happy Birthday, Mister Rogers! According to the "Today" birthday board, Fred would've been 84 today! Everyone sing a song, feed your fish, and change your shoes in his honor. (Don't forget the hand-to-hand sneaker toss!)

"Access Hollywood Live": Billy claims he doesn't want to do "Dancing with the Stars" yet he finds an excuse to bust out dancing nearly every day! Actually, it's not that he doesn't want to do that show, it's just that he's way too busy. C'mon Billy! If multiple Kardashians can find the time in their busy schedules of doing, uh, well whatever it is they do, then I'm sure you can make time for it as well!

"Jeremy Kyle": A Poem for Jeremy Kyle: Jeremy, Oh, Jeremy! I remember the days... of Montel and Maury! But I admire YOUR ways. You don't take any bull and you shoot from the hip. God forbid if a guest dares to give you any lip! Jeremy, Oh, Jeremy! I now watch you every day. My life was just rubbish before you came my way! With love, Nikki Boyer!

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"GMA": The "GMA" folks tried to teach us something called "Vacuum Aerobics", which is awesome, because it combines two different things I hate doing into one terrible activity! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to finishing my normal exercise routine: Couch Sits, Remote Control lunges, and 12-ounce milkshake arm curls. I still have a bunch of reps left to do for that last one.

"Ellen": Ed Helms stopped by to show off scenes from his new movie "Jeff, Who Lives At Home", which looked pretty funny. Hey, I wonder if I can talk them into a sequel: "Nikki, Who Lives In The Internet"? I've got a perfect leading lady for them!

"GDNY": It's actually pretty funny that Countess LuAnn from "The Real Housewives of New York" said she wanted to sing along with Peter Yarrow from "Peter, Paul and Mary". Because even though LuAnn has released a couple of songs herself, I'm pretty sure Peter's music doesn't include any auto-tune. And it was pretty clear that she was definitely out of her element

"Access Hollywood Live": I definitely wish Snooki the best with her pregnancy, but I really hope she still considers hanging out at the Jersey shore with her friends, too. A few things might have to change though, for instance the "smoosh room" will have to become the nursery-slash-"smoosh room". And instead of staying up until 5 am she'll have to be getting up at 5 am for feedings. And Ron and Sammi might have to curb their fighting long enough to do some babysitting, and DJ Pauly D will have to mix some Barney songs into his DJ set. But, all in all, I think this will be a good thing for all involved!

"Judge Alex": Judge Alex Ferrer is like the sweetest guy ever! I've always loved watching his show, but working with him today in MY studio was even better! I swear, if I ever get arrested by the TV police, I want my case tried in his TV courtroom!

"Ellen": Ellen welcomed a 14-year-old girl who saved her money from selling stuff she found at garage sales and on the curb, and bought... a

"GMA": Robin Roberts heard Tiger Woods had a new video game coming out, so she invited him on by the studio to hit the (digital) links and show off some of the game's new features -- including playing as 2-year-old baby Tiger Cub Woods… looking just like he did hitting golf balls with his dad on "The Mike Douglas Show" all those years ago! And I gotta tell you, think what you want about the guy, but there's something kind of awesome and strange about watching Tiger Woods play "Tiger Woods" as a 2-year-old Teeny Tiny Tiger Woods.

"Access Hollywood Live": Tara Reid was on the show but I'm not really sure why, it's not like the "American Pie" franchise has yet another movie coming out or anything. Wait, I'm being told they do in fact have another one called "American Reunion" coming out soon. Ummm, that's cool I suppose. I'm sure it will be really great!

"GDNY": Wow, who knew Greg was such a Gloria Estefan aficionado?! Not only did he know almost all the words to "Turn the Beat Around"

"Today": Robert DeNiro: homeless? Well, not really, but the star was actually denied access to his hotel because he went back there in character, and the doorman thought he was a vagrant! I know what you're thinking — DeNiro must've been staying in a fancy schmancy place! Or have a great makeup and wardrobe team!

"Live! with Kelly": You've gotta love Susan Sarandon... she's always honest. Susan showed off some steamy couture photos she and her daughter both posed for (and looked FANTABULOUS in, btw) and when Kelly asked if the mother-daughter fashion show was for a charity or cause, she just shrugged and said, "No… it was so they could sell those clothes." THANK you!

"Ellen": Well, if Jonah Hill says he and Channing Tatum were just "drunk and awesome", I'm gonna guess Jonah was the drunk one. But I'm still having a hard time believing they got this story to float! Really, the boys got stopped for Swimming Under the Influence by the Australian surf police? In a bay that's so dangerous,