Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

“Ellen”: Poor Ellen… she's having a really hard time adjusting back to LA time after a week in Australia. Plus, she just spent all that time down under in the Southern Hemisphere, where it's already Fall! And now she has to get used to things back in Burbank, where there hasn't been any weather since 1972.

“AHL”: The standard operating procedure on this show is that Billy and Kit do a quick intro with whatever guests are sitting on the couch. But Brad Garrett mistook the couch for a stand-up comedy club and decided to go to town, trying out material for pretty much the entire show! The good news is, he got a lot of laughs. The bad news? Between jokes about his failed marriage and not knowing who rapper T.I. was, he never managed to promote his new TV show, which was the whole reason he was there in the first place!

“San Diego Living”: I loved the video of a girl dancing in her school's hallway and then crashing through the glass case on the wall! I'm just assuming that she really

The Today Show: The April Fools kept on coming the longer this show was on the air. By the time they got to the fourth hour, Hoda and KLG's teleprompter was en Espanol, and their trademark oversized wine glasses were filled with cherry jell-o! I guess the joke was on them. As opposed to every other day of they year, when they have real wine, and the joke is on us!

Good Day New York: Marie Osmond was all over the place today, literally! She barged in on the cooking segment with Guy Fieri and later was onstage with Andy Grammer. But all the shenanigans were worth it, because when she and Andy were trying to come up with an impromptu duet she suggested "I'm a Little Bit Country" as if he should know it verbatim, but he just completely ignored the suggestion and starting singing something else! But she had a great explanation for it all when she said "it's complicated to be spontaneous." Sure it is Marie, sure it is.

Access Hollywood Live: I don't think Billy Bush meant to reveal so much

“Live!”: Is it me or did Michael Strahan pick a raucous pack of female co-hosts to sit in while Kelly was on vacation? Yesterday Maria Menounos kept Mike's big old palm on her chest for a few “Extra” seconds so he could "feel how nervous" she was! And Kristen Chenoweth forgot to mop up the drool pool after she slobbered all over Usher on Monday. Sure, Vanessa Williams was her typical classy self on Wednesday, but today Erin Andrews told lots of weird stories about her boyfriend's nose hair clippers. Kelly, you should probably take a deep breath before you check out the state of your dressing room come Monday morning!

“The Talk”: Don’t expect me to start pulling out my fake hair and showing off all of my beauty secrets on “DiNT” like the ladies of “The Talk” did today (you’re so brave, Sheryl!) It’s not because I’m afraid, it’s simply because I’m all-natural. I hope you believe that!

“Today”: Those long-lost celeb audition tapes were soooo cute! I loved seeing old-school footage of Brad

“Today”: So wait a second, you're telling me that instead of bothering a bunch of my family and friends about who to date and what clothes to wear and where to go on vacation for free, I can get them to invest money in me and also help me with that stuff? That's genius (and a run-on sentence)! Until of course my investors decide that it's time to move to Montana and start a goat ranch, change my name to Gilly the Goat Herder and marry my toothless neighbor named Chester, then I don't know if I would be so excited.

“Live!”: Whoa, guest co-host Maria Menounos appeared to give Michael Strahan a little something extra when she helped him "feel her pounding heart" after she claimed to be nervous about today's show. I don't wanna say it was too naughty for TV, but let's just say Michael's favorite magician might be David Copperfield... (better if you say it with a Boston accent.) Ahem.

“GMA”: If you're having trouble accepting Ryan Gosling's selfish, selfish temporary retirement from acting,

“Today”: They had video of an adorable little meerkat getting sleepy and repeatedly dozing off, it was so cute! It makes me wonder if there are any videos of humans getting sleepy circulating through the meerkat community. I get sleepy all the time, so hopefully Johnny on the Spot meerkat has been able to capture it on video and enjoy it the way we enjoy his sleepy video!

“Live!”: Wow. Vanessa Williams pinch hit for Kelly Ripa today, and there are only two words for her look: STUN and NING. I want your dress! And your amazing hairstyle. And pretty much your everything else.

“GMA”: I'm so glad “GMA” got their "George Stephanopoulos Lookalike" contest over with. Now America's moms can finally stop dressing their third-grade sons up in suits for all those entrance photos!

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“Live!”: Okay, everyone line up by height: guest co-host Kristen Chenoweth is 4’11” and Kim Kardashian klocks in at a kool 5’2”. It's too bad all 5'3" of Kelly Ripa wasn't around today, too... the three of them could've stood next to 6'5" Michael Strahan. They would've looked like a "We're #1" Foam Finger!

“Anderson”: They featured a story on a veterinarian who adopted a deer and raised it as a house pet! I suppose it's kind of like having a big dog except it doesn't make any noise and eats less food. Just don't put on "Bambi" when it's around, because I heard they can be quite sensitive creatures!

“Home & Family”: I'm really glad I was a guest on this show, it was a blast! Although I can't decide what my favorite part was! Cooking and dancing at the same time is always fun, it's just hard to beat showing off pictures of my dog on national TV!

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“Wake Up with Al”: I've gotten a Frisbee stuck on a neighbor's roof before, but never a car! I suppose if you're having issues with your neighbor's barking dog or loud music late at night, this is one way to handle it. And I've heard there's already a Broadway musical being written about it, it's called "Car on a Hot Tin Roof!"

“Today”: There's an old saying: "dogs have masters, but cats have staff." So it was kind of surprising to see a cat who was trained to walk a dog on a leash. Yes, that's the only reason I found that surprising. Next question?

“Live!”: They’re trying to ease Michael Strahan into this whole "guest co-host" thing, so they brought in Kristen Chenoweth, who's kind of like a Fun Size Kelly Ripa. I guess they'll gradually work their way up to full size hosts by the end of the week? Maybe they can wrap things up with Shaq!

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“The Today Show”: Okay, Today.com, with a headline like "Bright Lights, Pig City", I admit you got my attention. But good luck getting me to click on your story, once you reveal that it's actually about people in NYC who flout local laws to keep pigs as pets in their hi-rises (Duh, who doesn't do that these days?), and not a story about that new all-you-can-eat BBQ place down the street from my house that's been tantalizing everyone on my block (me) with their "coming soon" sign for weeks now! Jeez, don't do a thing like that to a girl before lunch you guys.

“Good Day N.Y.”:Guest host Fran Drescher and Rosanna were so cute today hitting on the boy band they interviewed! And then later Steve-O was hitting on Fran Drescher! And then there was a pet adoption segment, but nobody was hitting on anybody during that.

“Access Hollywood Live”: Did you know there is such a thing as "Easter fashion"?! I didn't either, but apparently there is because this show had a whole fashion show for it. I'm