Blog Posts by Nikki Boyer

“Today”: As much as I love the stories about a really expensive Starbucks drink and a hang glider that fills up at a gas station and then takes off, I think my favorite segment from "Today" was the interview with Yahoo! CEO Marissa Mayer! I love to hear her talk about balancing being a mom and a CEO, that's so cool! And let's be honest, the food around here has gotten much better since she came in so that make's me like her even more!

“Ellen”: I haven't checked yet, because hey, who has an extra four seconds, am I right? But I really hope somewhere on the internet there's someone with music mash-up skills who's a big fan of both Kate Upton and DMX. Because my mp3 workout mix kind of needs the track "Y'all About To Make Me Lose My Mind (Upton Here, Upton Here)". Don't let me down, guys! Knuckle crack... Yahoo! Search.

“GMA”: Welcome back Robin Roberts, we missed you! The show wasn't the same without you, and we're so glad to see you back in your familiar spot. Oh and speaking of that, I

“GMA”: Hey, did Josh Elliott just refer to Sam Champion as "Samuel J."? As in kind of like Samuel L. Jackson? Wow. "Pulp Fiction" is gonna seem a whole lot different next time I catch it on cable. "What? What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they have an occluded cold front with highs in the low 60's in What??'"

“Access Hollywood Live”: I'm not sure why Billy and Kit were only dressed as Abe and Mary Todd Lincoln for a few minutes, but I want answers! Is it because they don't like pennies? Is it because they couldn't stay awake for the movie "Lincoln" like the rest of us? Or is it because they hate America?! Until I know the real reason, I'll just assume it's the latter!

“Anderson”: Willie Geist joined Anderson as co-host on the show today and they're pretty much the best duo ever! They have a similar sense of humor and playfulness about them, plus they're both smart and likable. What I'm trying to say is that if Kathy Lee and Hoda ever go away, the new fourth hour of "Today"

“Ellen”: Hmm, Ellen released her monologue from today's show on her website a bit early. And it just happened to be about Meteors striking the earth! What are the odds? I guess those bits won't really have the impact they thought they would...

“The View”: The ladies welcomed famous chef Tyler Florence as a guest host for today's show. And while you might think they would have a nice long discussion about food or health or something like that, you might be way wrong! Instead they spoke at length about what terminology little kids use for private parts, and what's acceptable and what's funny and what feels uncomfortable. Well I can tell you one thing, the whole conversation made me feel uncomfortable!

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“Ellen”: How much do I love Sofia Vergara? Is there anything she could say that wouldn't be funny? I think she could tell me my car needed $3,000 in repairs, and I would still smile. Mostly because of the way she'd say "Trans-MEEESH-un."

“Today”: The ‘Bucket of Sloths’ video is the best thing I’ve seen in awhile. I’m gonna watch it again in slow-motion which is like double slow-motion if you think about it.

“The Wendy Williams Show”: They played "The Dating Game" with Jenny McCarthy and it was just like the classic game show from the 70's! It was complete with inappropriate answers to risque questioning, not to mention it had really hunky guys! All it needed was a creepy old host who kissed everyone. I know I'm probably thinking of the old "Family Fued" but whatever, it would have been awesome to see!

“Good Day LA”: Wow, Steve Edwards really can't sing! But what he lacks in vocal prowess he makes up for with passion and sincerity. It's weird though, he's surrounded by women all day and

“Ellen”: Uh, Ellen? Not to get nit-picky, but next time you announce something called "Kindness Week", maybe try not to also combine it with forcing us to sit through a segment called "Audience Singing"? Because that was straight up UN-KIND. Like, to my ears and probably everyone else's. I'm glad those folks had fun, but just sayin': If this is your idea of kindness, you're killing us with it.

“Today”: Okay, if you haven’t made a video for “The Harlem Shake”, you should probably do it, like… today! I have a feeling that this fad is gonna pass faster than you can say Gangnam Style!

“GDNY”: It's unclear why Brian McKnight wanted to make his interviewers uncomfortable, but it was definitely fun to watch! The only problem is that while Greg was a tad uneasy, Rosanna was feeling fine, in fact she was totally into it! What a backfire on Brian's part! He better start back at one and figure out a new tactic!

“Wake Up with Al”: The best part about Al's interview with Kate Upton, other than him

“Ellen”: Ellen made a teen's dream come true when she got to have a TV prom, complete with a slow dance featuring her date singing in her ear. Oh, did I forget to mention her date was Bruno Mars? RIDIC. A total Marcia Brady/Davy Jones moment. They looked like such a cute couple. But then there's a reason they always pick guys that size for these kinds of photo ops. Let's just say she didn't look strange standing next to him without heels.

“Anderson”: You know what Anderson? If you're going to show us funny products everyday and demonstrate how they work, that's totally fine. But when a product like the Booty Pop that makes your booty, well, pop, comes along and you don't try it out, well then you're just messing with your own show's integrity and that's not cool!

“Live! with Kelly and Michael”: Is it weird that the first thing I thought of when I heard them talking about the "Harlem Shake" wasn't dancing, but Shake Shack? Mmmm... Shake Shack. For all you West Coasters, it's like

“Ellen”: Hey Ellen, if you want your fans to share their Facebook photos with you, that's cool. In fact, I have one you can totally look at. It just won't be an exclusive. In fact, I'm kind of telling everybody. It's just me and my girl Beyonce. NBD. (See today's show for more details!)

“Live with Kelly and Michael”: Kelly always gets so excited during New York Fashion Week. And Michael seems at least a little bit into it, too. Well, at least way more interested in runway shows than Regis ever was. Hey, I take back what I said before, Mike… you really can act!

“GDLA”: Steve Edwards said that the "it's a boy" balloon that was floating high above the streets of LA must have a story. Well yeah Steve, the story is that somebody had a baby and the balloon they received in celebration wasn't properly fastened down! Either that or it's a drone cleverly disguised in a party balloon used by spies to find out secrets about the city. Wait, what if that is the actual story? Now I'm freaked out!

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“Today”: You’ll never believe this, but Kathie Lee Gifford revealed today that when she was just a little girl, she was kicked out of the Brownies! Now we have two things in common! (The other is that we both host amazingly hysterical shows!)

"Ellen": Ellen had the first round of home videos from fans with "Hidden Talents". We met a double-jointed girl who can crush cans with her shoulder blades, an 80-something grandma who can belt out opera (and make Susan Boyle sound like Bob Dylan), and a goofy Canadian dude who proudly bragged that he could fit "50 plus" grapes in his mouth. Um, yeah. The first two didn't complain about missing the cut for the $10,000 grand prize, but the grape guy let out a little wine.

“The View”: With all those shirtless men and aphrodisiac drinks being served on the show, I was just waiting for something to happen. I had my money on Joy saying and/or doing something very inappropriate, but instead we got to see a Chippendales dancer spill a tray of drinks on