“Ellen”: Poor Ellen… she's having a really hard time adjusting back to LA time after a week in Australia. Plus, she just spent all that time down under in the Southern Hemisphere, where it's already Fall! And now she has to get used to things back in Burbank, where there hasn't been any weather since 1972.

“AHL”: The standard operating procedure on this show is that Billy and Kit do a quick intro with whatever guests are sitting on the couch. But Brad Garrett mistook the couch for a stand-up comedy club and decided to go to town, trying out material for pretty much the entire show! The good news is, he got a lot of laughs. The bad news? Between jokes about his failed marriage and not knowing who rapper T.I. was, he never managed to promote his new TV show, which was the whole reason he was there in the first place!

“San Diego Living”: I loved the video of a girl dancing in her school's hallway and then crashing through the glass case on the wall! I'm just assuming that she really

The Today Show: The April Fools kept on coming the longer this show was on the air. By the time they got to the fourth hour, Hoda and KLG's teleprompter was en Espanol, and their trademark oversized wine glasses were filled with cherry jell-o! I guess the joke was on them. As opposed to every other day of they year, when they have real wine, and the joke is on us!

Good Day New York: Marie Osmond was all over the place today, literally! She barged in on the cooking segment with Guy Fieri and later was onstage with Andy Grammer. But all the shenanigans were worth it, because when she and Andy were trying to come up with an impromptu duet she suggested "I'm a Little Bit Country" as if he should know it verbatim, but he just completely ignored the suggestion and starting singing something else! But she had a great explanation for it all when she said "it's complicated to be spontaneous." Sure it is Marie, sure it is.

Access Hollywood Live: I don't think Billy Bush meant to reveal so much

“Live!”: Is it me or did Michael Strahan pick a raucous pack of female co-hosts to sit in while Kelly was on vacation? Yesterday Maria Menounos kept Mike's big old palm on her chest for a few “Extra” seconds so he could "feel how nervous" she was! And Kristen Chenoweth forgot to mop up the drool pool after she slobbered all over Usher on Monday. Sure, Vanessa Williams was her typical classy self on Wednesday, but today Erin Andrews told lots of weird stories about her boyfriend's nose hair clippers. Kelly, you should probably take a deep breath before you check out the state of your dressing room come Monday morning!

“The Talk”: Don’t expect me to start pulling out my fake hair and showing off all of my beauty secrets on “DiNT” like the ladies of “The Talk” did today (you’re so brave, Sheryl!) It’s not because I’m afraid, it’s simply because I’m all-natural. I hope you believe that!

“Today”: Those long-lost celeb audition tapes were soooo cute! I loved seeing old-school footage of Brad