"Anderson Live”: Loved the "Silver Spoons" reunion, AC! Keep 'em coming! But hey, where was Alfonso Ribiero? He's living sitcom history: the only guy to play best-friend second bananas to two fictional TV rich kids! But hey, if you wanna win a bet, dare a friend to name the A-list-er that Alfonso replaced as Ricky Schroeder's best bud in season 3: it was an itty-bitty-Jason Bateman! You're welcome. And make the bet for free tacos. Tacos are the best.

“Access Hollywood Live”: I was feeling pretty good about how productive I've been today. I watched a bunch of TV, hosted my online show, did a video blog, you know stuff like that. But then I saw the guy who swallowed a metal ball and retrieved it out with a sword followed by the lady who swallows fire, and suddenly I don't feel so accomplished! Then again those stunts could have gone horribly wrong, and the most dangerous thing I could have done today is press pause on my video blog when I thought I pressed record!

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“Anderson Live”: Wow, I never realized how much Anderson looks like Yoda until he tried to dress like him! And I can't really give the credit to the costume or hair and makeup because all he did was put on some pointy green ears. But with his cute little scrunched faced and that wise look he has about himself, I must say… very much like Yoda he looks!

“Ellen”: Well, Kellan Lutz danced up a storm on “Ellen” again today. I think he's done that every time. When are these two going to just get it over with and sign up as partners for "Dancing With The Stars"? They could go by "Ellen and Kellan", or maybe just, "DeLutz"!

“Live! with Kelly and Michael”: For the record, that was Gillian Jacobs. Who's on "Community". Not Michael Jackson, who made a few records back in the day. Although they did both end up with strikingly similar facial bone structure. And if you fired up one of those "mash-up" apps, and combined Gillian Jacobs and Michael Jackson? I'm pretty sure you'd get Jillian Michaels.

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“The View”: In a video message for Barbara, Ali Wentworth claimed that there was no hot water, the toilets didn't run, there were rats everywhere and Joy's hair was falling out - all because of the absence of Barbara! I'm guessing she was just kidding, but if not, it kind of sounds like Ali was on a certain cruise ship the last few weeks and not guest-hosting “The View”!

“Today”: I wonder where he parked his Harley, because Paul Rudd definitely rode the handlebars into the studio. We got a sneak peek at his glorious "Anchorman" mustache! Looks like the Brian Fantana soup strainer will be in full effect this summer! It's made with bits of real panther... so you know it's good!

“Ellen”: Ellie Kemper will someday show up in the LA texting dictionary, next to the phrase "OMG ADORBZZZ". And allow me to translate that for the rest of you! For my East Coast friends, that means "wicked precious"! And for you Midwesterners, it's the same as saying "Oh, for cute!"

“GDNY”: I don't want to say