“Anderson Live”: Linda Gray, are you trying to seduce me... into making bets with every movie buff I know, who will all think that's Anne Bancroft's leg and not yours on the "Graduate" poster? That will then make me school them old school, movie trivia-style? Well congratulations, Miss Ewing. It worked!

“Today”: Al Gore spotted Melissa McCarthy on the "Today" set this morning, and stopped her just to say, "Hey -- you make me laugh!" Wow, Melissa. That's quite a compliment. Almost no one can make that guy laugh! I heard Jerry Seinfeld got him to smile once in the late '90s... but it took him almost two years!

“Wake Up With Al”: Seeing the video of the golfer falling into the water reminded me of another funny golf story, one that's near and dear to my heart. My co-worker Nick was apparently playing golf and managed to sprain his ankle on the first hole! Only Nick can injure himself while playing the most non-contact sport ever, and that's why we love him!

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“The View”: If I remember correctly, having the chicken pox is super boring! So I've got some ideas for Barbara Walters to help pass the time while she's in isolation. For instance, she can play connect-the-dots on her skin (just don't use a permanent marker!) Or maybe she can use the time to find out what all the fuss around "Downton Abbey" is all about! But the most important thing to remember is that there's no such thing as too much calamine lotion!

“Wendy Williams”: Getting what Wendy refers to as "dead leg" is never fun, especially in the middle of a live TV show! But it could be worse. What if she got "dead neck" and her head was just flopping around, or "dead arms" and she couldn't give her guests a proper hug. Or what if she got "dead mouth" and couldn't discuss hot topics, and instead just sat there and stared at the audience silently wondering "how you doin'?"!

“Live! with Kelly and Michael”: Quote of the day: Dustin Hoffmann, upon showing up to what he thought was still

“The Today Show”: Hmm, while Savannah got to reenact the red dress scene from "Pretty Woman" in balmy Beverly Hills, Natalie got stuck in a wearable sleeping bag called the "Nap Sack", in sub-zero studio 1A at 30 Rock? Sounds like somebody lost a bet. But hey, anyone can rock a scarlet party gown -- and she still somehow made a formless fleecey hefty bag look good. Way to go, Nat! And better luck next time.

“Ellen”: Happy Birthday Ellen! I was gonna send you a gift, but then I thought, "What do you get the girl who has everything... no, literally, everything?" So instead I thought I'd just use this blog post to wish you a happy birthday. Because that's priceless. This space is not for sale! So many happy returns, Ellen! (This post brought to you by Covergirl.)

“Wake Up with Al”: Alright stop, collaborate and listen. Vanilla was back with a brand new invention. To the extreme he rocked this show like a vandal, he lit up the stage and waxed a trump like a candle. I'm not really sure what