“Today”: Marky Mark Wahlberg was on the show along with a whole funky bunch of other guests, including Kim Kardashian! Kim said that her pregnancy is still sinking in, which is odd because it looks to me like her pregnancy is starting to stick out, not sink in! And it turns out her baby and Kate Middleton's baby are both due in July, which means that will be a big month for both UK and US royalty!

“Ellen”: Nicki Minaj, did you really just complain about having to work eight hours a day to make $12 million judging "American Idol"? And did you really just whine about it to Ellen? Wow, that was a mistake. Get ready to hear a whole lotta stories about how, in HER day, they had to judge for 10 to 12 hours a day, and only made like $5 million! And they had to walk to the studio in the snow, on their hands, uphill both ways. And the craft service table didn't even have those spicy hot edamame soybean snacks that are so in right now. No EDAMAME! Can you even imagine?

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“Today”: They opened the show today complaining about how cold it is where they were broadcasting… Los Angeles! Later, they did a segment where all of the hosts take a Segway beach tour and they're completely bundled up with stocking hats, winter coats and gloves! Do they realize that people in New York and the Midwest are laughing at them?! I get the feeling that when they're back in New York and it's below freezing and snowing they'll wish they were right back in the comforting 55 degree weather in L.A.!

“Ellen”: Random question: is it just me, or do Ellen and Keith Urban trade hairstyles every five years? Except for some reason, Keith always gets the soul patch.

“Live! with Kelly and Michael”: Michael Strahan gave us a sneak peek into his grueling daily workout routine. Watching that counts as a trip to the gym, right? Sweet. I learned a lot, and I was impressed. I've never seen anyone squeeze a hand strengthener between the gap in his teeth like that!

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“The Today Show”: There was a new inventions segment on today's show that promised to show us "accessories to help find your keys, and stop snoring". I thought I had both of those problems, but it turns out, my keys were just up my nose! Thanks guys!

“Ellen”: Nicole Kidman has a great sense of timing, like any top-shelf actress. She's especially good at the long pause. As in, when Ellen asked her about playing Grace Kelly, Nicole batted her eyelashes and said "well I think I look NOTHING like her.." aaaand, cue the long pause. Long enough for the director to put up a split screen of the two of them, and long enough for the audience and Ellen to all do "What? Of course you look like her! That's ridiculous!" Well played, Nicole. Well.... played.

“Access Hollywood Live”: Baseball legend Pete Rose was on the show and we learned that his soon-to-be step daughter thought he used to play for the Redskins, not the Reds. I'm told this is funny, but of course you would have to know what either