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  • Wrecked the halls!

    Ellen”: Jamie Foxx claims he almost wrecked his own car when he drove by his own house to admire his own Christmas lights! Based on the pictures he showed, I thought his display was just okay. I mean sure, they lights were pretty, and there were a lot of them, and it was creative and all. I just thought spelling out "DJANGO UNCHAINED - NOW PLAYING" on the roof was a little tacky.

    Today”: A guy in Seattle showed off pics of his Christmas tree, which looks like it wrecked the halls when it grew up (and out!) of his living room and through the roof. See? I TOLD you I watered the tree!

    GDLA”: It's still unclear why Lauren Sivan was removing a bunch of clothes during her segment about winter apparel, but all of my male co-workers didn't seem to mind! And I really wish she would have put a disclaimer on the whole sledding down the stairs thing about not trying it at home, because I went straight home and tried it at my house! So along with inappropriate co-workers, now I have a sore butt

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  • An F for Fake!

    Today”: The truth is out! Have you seen that viral video of a golden eagle swooping in and snatching that toddler off the ground? Not real! 2.7 million people have already seen the fraud and if you’re asking yourself “why?” it was all for a film school project! I give them an ‘A’ for effort and an ‘F’ for FAKE!

    GMA”: Faking a Christmas tree disaster is all fun and good, until a real Christmas tree disaster happens! My parents used to insist on getting the biggest real tree they could find, and one year after it was all decorated with shiny new glass bulbs, it fell over and crashed to ground! Not only did we have shattered glass from the bulbs everywhere, but our dog was freaked out for a week! So remember, if you're gonna have a huge tree in your house, make sure it's stable!

    Access Hollywood Live”: If I had to pick a favorite cast member from "The Jersey Shore" it would have to be Vinny, but then again that's like saying my favorite natural disaster is a tornado. Anyway, I'm

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  • Of kourse it is!

    GMA”: I’m pretty happy that the Easy-Bake Oven is now going to have a gender-neutral version so boys feel comfortable using it! The real winners in all of this are the girls, though – just think, in 20 years all of the single guys out there will know how to cook for them!

    Today”: The Kardashian Kristmas Kard is out and in a surprise this year, it’s not a self-important display of vanity, wealth and fashion! Just kidding, of kourse it is!

    Wake Up with Al”: Given all that's gone on the past few days, sometimes all you need is a dog rolling around in the snow to make you smile. And add to that some goofy narration from one Mr. Al Roker and that smile turns to a chuckle, so thanks for that!

    The View”: The list of comedies that Judd Apatow has had his hand in over the last few years is astonishing! It was fun think back on all of them as they went through the list! On a related note, during the Alicia Keys interview they went through the list of hairstyles she's had over the years, and

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  • "Ellen": Cee-Lo Green dropped in for a holiday visit, to let us know about all his Favorite Things! Which apparently include fuzzy stuffed animals, fuzzy real animals, and obsessing over actress Jamie Lee Curtis. He's a regular super fan when it comes to Jamie Lee! And those are just some of his Extracurricular Activia-ties.

    "Live! with Kelly and Michael": Gelman decided to play "Stump the Rudd" since he heard somewhere that Paul Rudd can hear just a few bars of a song, and  name the artist and the year it came out. We have no idea who told him that, because when they put Paul to the test, he ran right by Run DMC, he rushed his Rush, and he totally whiffed on Air Supply. He really stumped his Rudd on that one...

    "Access Hollywood Live": By all accounts Channing Tatum's wife seems like a nice lady. But she's married to Channing Tatum and I'm not, so I sort of dislike her. And she sure was acting awfully coy when Billy asked her about having kids with him, she spouted off something about

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  • HAG JAM CHUNK

    "Today": Matt Damon said that Michael Douglas is a good kisser! Matt Damon said that, not Catherine Zeta-Jones! But I'm guessing she agrees?

    "Good Day New York": So let me get this straight, Dave Price had a baby two days ago, yet he was working this morning - and Rosanna had the day off? That seems messed up! At least Kevin Nealon was there to make everyone laugh, and by everyone, I mean Rosanna's fill-in Anna, who had a major case of the giggles! Kevin is funny, but laughing at literally everything he says is going a bit overboard!

    "Wake Up with Al": I've decided that Al and Stephanie need to have recess during their show! Maybe taking a break and heading outside for a game of tag or four square would be a good way to blow off some steam and get it out of their system. So when they're on the air they can focus on just doing the weather!

    "Ellen": Hugh Jackman went on and on to Ellen today about his love of jigsaw puzzles, and how they're his favorite hobby, and how quickly he can put

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