Daytime in No Time - Recaps Delivered Daily

  • Overexposed Pop Songs

    By | Daytime in No Time – Mon, Oct 22, 2012 12:05 PM PDT

    "Today": NBC has only the highest journalistic standards, so before they aired the clip of the reporter with a roach running around on his shoulders, they had to make sure this wasn't a publicity stunt. So they put their feelers out... they set up bugs, talked to moles... and had their antennae up for any wrongdoing. But any rumors that this was fake - have been squashed!

    "Good Day New York": When it came to their coverage of the roach crawling on a reporter, I love the strategy Dave and Rosanna used… which is to blame the producers of course! Things aren't always going to go perfectly during live TV so instead of the "talent" taking the blame, the best thing to do is blame the person nobody can see. For instance lets say you didn't like a joke or clip we used on our show. Well, it's all my producer Kevin's fault, duh!

    "Live! with Kelly and Michael": I wonder if Science Bob is friends with Ellen's Science Guy, Steve Spangler? Do they go out to dinner and ask for a Periodic Table for

    Read More »

  • "GMA": Gee whiz, Forrest, where'd you learn "Big" words like that? At some "Bachelor Party" in "Philadelphia"? Certainly not in "The 'Burbs". I mean, I've heard some dirty "Punchlines" before, but these were in "A League Of Their Own"! I bet "You've Got Mail" coming your way after this. But don't you know there are better ways to make a "Splash"? Keep this up, and you'll be "Cast Away"! (Sorry, "Sleepless In Seattle", "Toy Story 3", and "Turner & Hooch" fans... I couldn't work 'em all in!)

    "Access Hollywood Live": I'm totally cool with Billy kissing his old friend on the cheek and forehead seven times in a span of 20 seconds. But they had just gotten done eating some great Italian food from Buca di Beppo, and the guy Billy was kissing was just the public relations guy for Buca, where is the love for the chef?! If that food tasted half as good as it looked, I would have kissed the person who prepared it 14 times in ten seconds!

    "Wake Up with Al": What does a baby panda have to do

    Read More »

  • I’m a Lucky Girl!

    By | Daytime in No Time – Thu, Oct 18, 2012 12:12 PM PDT

    "Today": If there are two things I enjoy, it's beer and bull testicles! And now, some amazing scientist has combined the two into one tasty craft brew! Mmmm… Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout! I'm a lucky girl!

    "Access Hollywood Live": They interviewed Heidi Montag on the show and she admitted to regretting having ten plastic surgery procedures done at one time! She also regrets not saving any money during her rise to fame as a big reality star. On a related note, I regret putting my hand on a hot stove and taking a drink of sour milk!

    "Wendy Williams": Wendy spent about five minutes showing videos of famous people falling down while she laughed hysterically at them. And I know that kind of sounds like she was being a bully, and maybe she was. But either way it was hilarious, and I hope it becomes a regular segment on the show!

    "Anderson Live": I think Anderson should have comedians guest host his show all the time and they should only cover funny stories in the news. Why? Because hearing

    Read More »

  • Six-ton potato

    By | Daytime in No Time – Wed, Oct 17, 2012 12:56 PM PDT

    "CBS This Morning": So wait a minute... did Chuck Lorre, creator of sitcom mega-hits "Two and A Half Men" and "The Big Bang Theory", just tell Gayle King that he also wrote the theme song for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"? As in, the soundtrack to every Saturday morning at my house growing up? As in "Turtle Power?" And that he also used to write for "My Little Pony"?!? Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but he's my new hero… in a half shell! Turtle Power!


    "Live! with Kelly and Michael": Wow, Michael and Kelly really got torched by the four-time World Wife Carrying champs from Finland! Maybe it was because they made the rookie mistake of using the Piggy Back style, maybe it was because Strahan lost a shoe, or maybe it was because Kelly's only his TV wife, but they were still flopping around on the obstacle course when the Finns were breaking the winner's tape in the studio - without breaking a sweat! I guess that's why they call it a Finnish line.

    "Anderson Live": Anderson spent the

    Read More »

  • Muffin Chickadee

    By | Daytime in No Time – Tue, Oct 16, 2012 11:43 AM PDT

    "GMA": Proof positive that morning show anchors have the best and worst job in the world: the good news? Today they got to be the first people ever to try three new limited edition flavors of Pringles. The bad news? Those flavors were Cinnamon Sugar, Pumpkin Pie Spice, and White Chocolate Peppermint. So, they all popped... but pretty soon, they stopped.

    "Ellen": Ellen's "Beauty Guru" Kym Douglas acts way more like a prop comic than a hair and makeup expert. Her "double duty beauty" tips today involved her painting her lips red with beets, zipping herself into a "personal steam sauna" box that looks like it was made with a space quilt, and slathering her face with garlic and tomato paste for a "pizza facial". So I guess Kym's big beauty secret is, if you want to look great, stand next to her?

    "Access Hollywood Live": You gotta wonder what respected actress Marcia Cross was thinking while she sat backstage as they interviewed Honey Boo Boo and her mama for three segments! I'm not

    Read More »

Pagination

  1. 29
  2. 30
  3. 31
  4. 32
  5. 33
(407 Stories)

News for You

Show More