"Today": Air Lauer? Matt Lauer decided he wanted to be "Like Mike", so he did what any of us would do. Get a Nerf hoop? No, silly... he's rich! So he got himself a basketball and a court, a Chicago Bulls uniform, a green screen, and a crane to hoist him to the exact same height as Michael Jordan when His Airness completed the famous poster-worthy slam dunk that put him on every kid's bedroom wall in America! And then Matt had a professional photographer get to photoshoppin', to make it look like he could throw down like Mike! I think he needed the help, too… in his official NBC bio, Matty's vertical leap is listed as -3 inches.

"CBS This Morning": So glad that cat burglar in the college class found a way to land on his feet! Although it's hard to watch that clip of a mischievous tomcat falling through a ceiling panel, and not think of "The Breakfast Club" quote, "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

"GDNY": I was actually kind of excited for football season this year, for like the

"GMA": Bona fide star! "GMA" caught back up with Boo. You know, "Boo: The World's Cutest Dog"? Yeah, him. And what's the cute pooch been up to? Just travelling the world, appearing on TV, endorsing products, writing two books and building a Facebook following of 4.9 million fans! Jeez, I want that dog's life!

"Today": The sound malfunction nearly gave Matt Lauer a heart attack! Makes you wonder if maybe that sound guy thinks that by getting rid of Matt, they'll spread the love around with what's left of his huge salary. Or maybe the sound guy loves Ryan Seacrest and he wants to speed up the process of Seacrest "in"!

"GDNY": I'd like to think that Dave Price stripped down to his t-shirt and showed off his lack of muscles because he was trying to be funny. But we're still getting to know this guy, and there's a pretty good chance that he was completely serious and thinks he can hang with a bunch of buff firemen! So just in case he was being serious, let me be the one to say that he

"Today": Move over, Planking, Owling, Fridgeing, Tebowing and just plain Posing… after London 2012, it's all about Bolting! "Today" showed a whole team full of photos, of Usain Bolt fans posing just like their favorite Fastest Man Alive. So, here's how you Bolt: get down on one knee, and pose with one hand to your ear, and the other stretched toward the sky, palm down. Oh, and make sure you do it in less than 9.37 seconds!

"GDNY": I always thought the lead singer of 3 Doors Down was a little older, but apparently he's just a young boy. Although, their biggest hit came out 12 years ago so unless there's a Benjamin Button thing going on here, I think "Good Day New York" was trying to pull a fast one! Well, you can't fool me, I was totally on to you... eventually!

"Wake Up with Al": I thought Stephanie Abrams moved to New York from Atlanta a couple months ago, but apparently she's been living out of a suitcase because the move doesn't become official until this weekend. It seems like a