"Today": Whoa, Jenny McCarthy's interview about her new Playboy shoot made me blush! (And trust me, that's not easy.) Not to be outdone, Hoda and KLG kept the PG-13 train a-movin' with a long discussion about whether it's "normal" to sleep in the buff. Hey, that reminds me, does anyone want my breakfast? I suddenly lost my appetite.

"Access Hollywood Live": Did you know that the Kardashian family has lots of money and free time and loves to go on lavish vacations?! Of course you did, but just in case you may have forgotten for a brief moment they were nice enough to put out yet another music video to remind us of that fact, so thanks for that! If I wasn't stuck at work and feeling slightly under the weather, maybe that thank you wouldn't be so filled with sarcasm.

"Live! with Kelly": The brand new Miss USA turned up on "Live" today, and she revealed she's the first winner ever to start out as Miss Rhode Island! And once I reminded myself where Rhode Island was, exactly, I learned some

"Today": As our friends in New England would say, it's ahhlmost time fah SUMMAH! And that meant today's "Today" had three salty, sea-worthy chefs in to show off their best recipes for a real Maine LOBSTAH ROLL. YUM. I liked the looks of Luke the Lobsterman's fresh meat, and hot-buttered buns... (what?) And chef Barbara had the right idea by staying simple, with just a little mayo and lemon and a grilled hot dog roll. But what was up with that arrogant guy Mark, trying to add garlic and scallions and chives and... gasp... Old Bay seasoning? THAT'S FROM MARYLAND, MARK. It's for steamed Crab Claws. WICKED BAD mistake. Now get ya Lobstah tail back to cookin' school, and don't come Naahth o' Connecticut until yah learn yah shellfish!

"Live! with Kelly": Bryant Gumbel apparently stepped directly off his yacht to co-host with Kelly today! Not only was he rockin' the open-collared shirt and navy blue pinstriped blazer (with pocket square, natch)... but he also slipped into a comfy pair of

"GMA": They had a crazy story today about a middle school graduation in California that got interrupted by a party-crashing baby brown bear! Aww, apparently the little lost cub got confused, panicked, and took a lap around the playground, before zooming through the back lawn where the diplomas were being handed out. Luckily he was caught and released out in the woods, and the ceremony went ahead, after everyone calmed down. But don't worry kids, this isn't a bad sign -- I bearly graduated myself, and I'm doing pretty great these days!

"Live! with Kelly": I wasn't very impressed with the Cirque du Soleil moves that Kelly and guest host Mike Greenberg were taught by their guest performer. Then I realized it's because they weren't wearing the loose hanging, flowy clothes that he had on, and that makes a world of difference! C'mon Greenberg, lets see you in one of those tops!

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