"GMA": I don't tend to gear up for those summertime comic book movies, usually (waiting in line makes my TV-watching muscles hurt) but I may have to camp out for this "Avengers" movie, based on the interview I just saw with Captain America and Thor, where they somehow managed to stuff every one of those superhuman muscles on one couch. Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth? I could get saved by that sandwich. #humminahummina

"Ellen": Animal lovers Diane Keaton and Ellen bonded over their shared urge to pull over and rescue every stray puppy, kitty or coyote they see on the side of the road while driving around LA. Diane even keeps leashes and snacks in her ride at all times, just incase. Ladies, I applaud you and I wish everyone were more like you when it comes to animal welfare. Also, when you get a chance, I'd like my cat back. He was just out taking a walk. (Kidding. I have a Great Dane named Gert, and no one could rescue her off the side of the road, unless they'd called ahead to reserve

"Wendy Williams": Since Wendy is my girl I thought for sure she would have seen me poke fun of her 500th show vacuum giveaway yesterday, and perhaps step her game up for today's show prize. But that was not the case at all because today it was jeans. Jeans?! Sure they were slim fitting and available in an array of colors, but c'mon Wendy, jeans are more like a 250th show prize not 500! At least throw in a matching blouse and shoes!

"Today": Man, some parents are so cool... "Today" showed a dash-cam video of a rad dad who brightened up the commute to school by rocking out to "Bohemian Rhapsody" with all three of his little Wayne and Garths in the kid bus. Not that I'm complaining, mind you... my parents did the best they could with what they had. Oh, the fun times we'd have when mom would pop in that Christopher Cross 8-Track. (Hey, it was either that or "Spandau Ballet." What can I say? My folks dug on Yacht Rock.)

"Ellen": Hugh Grant told Ellen today that his new baby daughter Tabitha

"Today": Oh no! "Today" is reporting that the infamous Naked Shopper has been caught on tape? That's... I... oh, wait, huh? It was a MALE Naked Shopper on tape? Phew! I mean... oh, how interesting... ahem.

"Ellen": Is it me, or was the steamy summer beach read "50 Shades of Grey" not... quite the same when Ellen read it aloud today? I mean, sure, it was creative... but I just felt like when she was reading the Anastasia parts, her mind was just elsewhere, or something. And personally I could've done without the sound effects.

"Wendy": There was a moment during Wendy's interview with "Real Housewives of Atlanta's" Kim Zolciak, where I'm pretty sure they forgot there were cameras rolling and people watching. But hey, there's only a handful of people who are just as famous for their wigs as they are for their TV shows. So when they get together it's not surprise they've got wigs on the brain, literally and figuratively!

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