"Today": Robert DeNiro: homeless? Well, not really, but the star was actually denied access to his hotel because he went back there in character, and the doorman thought he was a vagrant! I know what you're thinking — DeNiro must've been staying in a fancy schmancy place! Or have a great makeup and wardrobe team!

"Live! with Kelly": You've gotta love Susan Sarandon... she's always honest. Susan showed off some steamy couture photos she and her daughter both posed for (and looked FANTABULOUS in, btw) and when Kelly asked if the mother-daughter fashion show was for a charity or cause, she just shrugged and said, "No… it was so they could sell those clothes." THANK you!

"Ellen": Well, if Jonah Hill says he and Channing Tatum were just "drunk and awesome", I'm gonna guess Jonah was the drunk one. But I'm still having a hard time believing they got this story to float! Really, the boys got stopped for Swimming Under the Influence by the Australian surf police? In a bay that's so dangerous,

"The View": I understand Barbara's gripes about "The Bachelor" for the most part, but if we didn't have it there are so many things we would be missing out on! Like watching people go on epic dates that nobody could ever afford. Or seeing glorious rising camera shots over beautiful mountain landscapes via helicopter. Or those gorgeous diamond rings that are donated by jewelers for advertising purposes. Or watching two people awkwardly tell each other that they'll love one another forever when you know it's not true! So come on B, what we would do without all those things?!

"Live! with Kelly" Wow, Elle Macpherson sure is looking good! I mean, that's not news, but I guess I realized I hadn't kept tabs on her in a while. (Okay, I admit, my super old producers and writers made me make that joke. Apparently, Elle Macpherson used to do commercials for "TAB", which was some kind of diet soda they served in a time called the "80s". Whoa, they had soda way back then?

"Today": In honor of Senor

"Today": Apparently the music group One Direction is a pretty huge deal, because he Plaza was flooded with teenage girls (and Hoda) there to see them. And what I found interesting is that both Matt Lauer and Kathie Lee mentioned that the throngs of young girls didn't care who they or the other hosts were, they only cared about One Direction. Well, jeez Matt and KLG, sorry if your egos got a little bruised, but have you seen One Direction? They're absolutely adorable! I wouldn't care about you old hosts either! Kidding! I love you both and wanna be just like you!

"Live! with Kelly": When is Cee-Lo going to learn that he should never make another appearance in public without his amazing cat? Face facts, Cee... Ms. Purr-fect is a national star. It's become bigger than both of you! I'm more of a dog person. Nothing personal toward cats, it's just that every kitty I've tried to make friends with has pretty much been like, "Forget you, Nikki!" (Or its non-radio-airplay equivalent.)

"Ellen":