"The View": It's days like today that "The View" rises above things like Barbara talking about how cool her life is, Joy trying to fit a joke into every conversation and Sherri talking about her son again! Not that there's anything wrong with those things, in fact they're all reasons why I love this show, but there's no better thing than using your reach to do something good! So I want to thank these ladies for doing their part, but you know I can't wait to hear some more jokes from Joy on tomorrow's show!

"Wendy Williams": If you couldn't tell by my reaction, having Wendy on my couch was pretty much the greatest day of my life! On top of being charming and funny she was also incredibly nice and gracious! Plus I got to walk around all day saying to people "I hung out with Wendy Williams today, what did YOU do?" And now that my couch is officially a piece of Internet history, I'm going to start sleeping in the studio every night just so I can be close to it!

"Live! with Kelly": Kudos to

"Today": Sure, sometimes they break real news over at 30 Rock during the "Today Show," but no, not today. That wasn't a real dictator calling in to make empty threats about being banned from the Oscars; it was Sacha Baron Cohen! Y'know, the Ali-G-nious behind "Borat"? Come on, "Bruno" the guy I'm talking about. No? Well you will, if "Hugo" up there to Yahoo! search and type in his name.

"Ellen": Hmm, I think Seth Rogen's new wife was probably thinking she made a mistake by sitting in the audience to watch her hubs embarrass him (and her) with toilet-based pet names. Every time they cut to her, she looked a little more like she'd rather be in the ladies' room. Well, hey, it coulda been worse: at least he didn't call her the "Green Hornet".

"Wendy Williams": One of the many things I love about Wendy is that she has her own catch phrase. And I feel like I'm reaching the point in my career where I too should have my own. If only she could come on my show and help me come up with one.

"Today": Maybe the cops needed a surveillance camera and a warrant to find their refrigerator raider (and it was a fellow officer! That yogurt heist will get you 20 to life, buddy!) But "Today" just had to stage a ten-minute stakeout to catch their sandwich thief: Kathie Lee! KLG is down at the station being fingerprinted (in mayo) after getting caught on camera on today's show. All they had to do was leave a turkey on rye in the fridge, and label it "do not touch -- Matt's Chardonnay". Busted!

"GMA": Okay, it's been a whole day, but the internet is still buzzing over the elaborate black and white silent film tribute to "The Artist" that "GMA" did yesterday! At least, I think they're all buzzing. There've been, like, no comments at all about it anywhere online. But it's a silent film, so I think that's good, right?

"GDNY": I'm glad to finally see a talk show acknowledge their fake skyline backdrop! In this case, Greg just used it to fill time and teach us some useless Hollywood trivia