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  • Hail To The Chef!

    "GMA": Josh Elliott got a little choked up when they started talking about The Muppets. He even broke out a few bars of "The Rainbow Connection"! He still hasn't finished his investigative report about why there's so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side. Sources indicate that rainbows are visions, only illusions… but don't worry Josh. Someday we'll find it. The anchors, the producers, and meeeee!

    "Rachael Ray": Hail to the chef! You'd think Rachael would get some love from bigger talk show icons for her 1,000th show. I mean, who is this Oprah character? And what about that guy Regis and some lady named Rosie? Of course, I'm kidding! In fact, I'm just really jealous. Whenever we celebrate a big milestone around here all we get is a pizza party! But I can't really complain, I love pizza. Congrats on a thousand shows Rachael, I'll have a slice just for you today!


    "Ellen": Hey, did you see today's Sophia Grace + Rosie show? They had Ellen DeGeneres on as a special

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  • I Could Do 114 Push-Ups!

    "GMA": They had the story of a guy who became a viral sensation after he took underwater pictures of dogs and then posted them on Facebook. Apparently this guy was struggling for money after splurging on the camera he needed for the shots, but now people are rushing to hire him for private shoots for their own pets! So the moral of this story is that you can't put a price on capturing animal cuteness. And also, underwater photos of dogs are pretty much the most amazing thing ever!

    "Today": They made it sound like the monkey in that video was bothered by the height of the man standing near the glass. But lets be honest, that monkey has to stare into a cafe all day long and watch people eat and drink while staring right back at him. If I was that monkey, I'd be way more upset about that than some guy who hovers around six feet tall!

    "The Doctors": Today's episode had a guy who hasn't got sick in almost 3 years, and he claims it's because he can do 114 push-ups, even though he's 70 years

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  • "GMA": Wow, I haven't seen George Stephanopoulos turn that red with embarrassment since Grover from "Sesame Street" tried on one of his suits-- and it fit!(True story. You can look it up!)

    "San Diego Living": What did I see on this show today? Oh, nothing… just some cats strumming a guitar, playing a cowbell and riding a skateboard! I know I've been guilty of making fun of crazy cat loving people, but knowing that they can train those kitties to do stuff like this gives me a newfound respect for them. This was the purrr-fect thing to make my day!

    "Good Day New York": Man all this talk about Ice-T and Coco made me really thirsty! If only Arnold Palmer, O.J. Simpson and former Miami football coach Larry Coker would have been on, I'd really be dying of thirst! Sadly, I'll most likely just have a Diet Pepsi with my lunch today!

    "Live! with Kelly": Okay, I'm hoping with today's debacle behind us, we can finally retire the party game, "Jersey Shore or Bust", where they make Kelly, her

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  • "Today": Wow, seeing Star Jones on daytime TV again made me flash back to the original "The View" lineup, circa 1997: you know, back when Whoopi was called "Meredith", and Joy's perm looked 14% different than it does now. And I'm not talkin' about the Lisa Ling days, either. She was so mid-'98-to-2003. Can I get a "Debbie Matenopoulos" one time? #oldskoolview

    "The View": Seeing how much fun these ladies have during new toy segments makes me wish it was socially acceptable for adults to buy and play with toys. I mean if Sherri and Elisabeth can ride around on futuristic new big wheels and have the time of their lives, then why can't I? It's just not fair!

    "Wake Up with Al": That Al Roker is so clever! To justify the fact that he was interviewing the gorgeous supermodel Kate Upton on a show about the weather, Al managed to slip in a question about how the weather affects her photo shoots. So then he could go on to ask her about things like doing the "Dougie." What a sly little

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  • "Today": I just love Ann Curry's "LOVE" dress! I actually am going to start putting one-word messages to all of you near the hemline of all of my on-air outfits! Of course, they'll be out of frame and you'll never see them, but you'll know they're there!

    "Live! with Kelly": Okay, if you didn't recognize today's guest Idris Elba from his Golden-Globe winning role on the BBC America show "Luther", or from his stint on "The Office", or from his three seasons on "The Wire" (Stringer Bell, y'all!)... then you probably aren't gonna know him from the British soap opera he said he got his start on back in the day. He played a guy named "Dim Tim!" That is fantastic. I'm gonna pitch myself to all the soaps right now. I could play "Tricky Nikki!" (Maybe she does magic tricks or something?)

    "The View": I must admit that the surprise serenade that Sherri got from her husband Sal made me tear up a bit. Initially it was because of Sherri's emotional response to it, but the tears kept on coming the

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