"GMA": Josh Elliott got a little choked up when they started talking about The Muppets. He even broke out a few bars of "The Rainbow Connection"! He still hasn't finished his investigative report about why there's so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side. Sources indicate that rainbows are visions, only illusions… but don't worry Josh. Someday we'll find it. The anchors, the producers, and meeeee!
"Rachael Ray": Hail to the chef! You'd think Rachael would get some love from bigger talk show icons for her 1,000th show. I mean, who is this Oprah character? And what about that guy Regis and some lady named Rosie? Of course, I'm kidding! In fact, I'm just really jealous. Whenever we celebrate a big milestone around here all we get is a pizza party! But I can't really complain, I love pizza. Congrats on a thousand shows Rachael, I'll have a slice just for you today!
"Ellen": Hey, did you see today's Sophia Grace + Rosie show? They had Ellen DeGeneres on as a special

