"GDNY": I don't mean to be selfish but, oh, who am I kidding? Of course I do! I'm so glad Greg is back because he's good for a few good laughs a week for "Daytime in No Time"! My life just felt so empty without Greg's tomfoolery every day. And I'm sure Rosanna is happy to have him back too, I mean Nick Jonas was a fine guest host and all, but he didn't make her the brunt of his jokes like Greg does! It's much better to be the brunt of someone's jokes than to not have any jokes at all… so it's definitely a good thing!

"GMA": Okay, so let me get this straight: you guys just happened to find a news story about a couple in Pennsylvania that caught a real, live purple squirrel, the very same day you had an interview with a corporate headhunter guy, who has a new book out about finding the elusive perfect job candidate, a.k.a., "the purple squirrel"? Hmm, this sounds like viral marketing to me. You know, the kind involving a weird virus that turns your fur purple!

"Ellen": Oh, wow! I think

"Ellen": We got so caught up in Sophia Grace and Auto-tuned K.Bell that we forgot to talk about Channing Tatum and his fantastic Swayze-esque dog trick! Tates showed off home video where he gives his dog Lulu the command "Dirty Dancing", and Baby… err, I mean, Lulu... jumps into his arms so he can lift her like Jennifer Grey and give her a twirl around the room! Someone sure looked like they were having the time of their lives... and I think the dog had fun, too!

"Wendy Williams": I'm surprised Wendy's couch survived this show after welcoming both Hulk Hogan and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at the same time, that's a whole lotta man right there! But I'm sure Hulk didn't mind being around somebody who towered over him since he's most likely the largest person in the room the majority of the time, plus having Kareem there was probably nice too!

"Today": So jealous! KLG and Hoda are in the Bahamas on a Thursday! I couldn't really tell why, but it made me want to take "Daytime in No Time" on the

"GDLA": I can barely muster up enough courage to jump off a diving board into a swimming pool let alone out of an airplane, so I'm pretty impressed with Lauren. I'm even more impressed that she only muttered one swear word when the door to that plane opened, because I would have completely worn out the bleep button! And I totally get why you have to be strapped to a pro on your first jump, because there has to be someone there to force you out the door. Otherwise skydiving would be just another airplane ride for most people!

"Live! with Kelly": When co-host Michael Strahan invited his buddy Justin Tuck on today's show (direct from the Super Bowl parade after party), Kelly was starting to feel overshadowed by a couple of New York Football Giants… especially when they started to show off their signature on-field celebration dances. So to make her feel better, they taught her the Strahan Stomp, and the Justin Tuck Tuck... and then they invented the Kelly Ripa Ripper! Personally, I