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  • "The Doctors": You probably already know that I'm a regular correspondent on "The Doctors"! I have so much fun hanging out with the good docs and asking all those fun, semi-medical related questions! But it seems like I haven't been on since, like, LAST YEAR! Hey, producer Andrew Scher? Bring me back — STAT!

    "Ellen": Y'know, it's weird... this is probably the 9th or 10th time that "The Jersey Shore" girls have been guests on "Ellen", but you never see them return the favor and have her on their show! Too bad, too, I think Ellen would fit in great at the Shore House. They could call her "E-Deege", or "Ell Train" or something? She'd be the neat-freak, pale one who goes to bed early! TV gold!

    "Access Hollywood Live": Kris Jenner seems cool and all, but the person I really want to hang with is Kristen Kardashian! Sure it's technically the same person, but Kristen seems so carefree and fun compared to Kris! Plus, she can dance and sing (sort of). And other than her friendship with O.J.

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  • "Today": Today's "Today" had a story about a 15-year-old teen who's already climbed SEVEN of the world's highest mountain peaks! That reminds me of my greatest achievement at age 15: remembering my locker combination!

    "San Diego Living": I haven't been fake-hypnotized since high school post-prom, but from what I remember I was way more believable than the girl on this show. Although I have to give her credit because acting like someone is invisible seems way harder than acting like the person next to you smells really bad. Plus the bad smell thing was the highlight of my acting career!

    "The Price is Right": Neil Patrick Harris spent all day on "The Price Is Right", helping contestants with their bids and raising money for charity. Hey, maybe that's how that guy met those kids' mother! At the Showcase Showdown! ("Well, kids, I was just about to spin the big wheel...")


    "Access Hollywood Live": I'm surprised nobody recognized the fact that Arsenio Hall was fist pumping way back before

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  • "Today": Has rock gone soft? One of the members of the hard rock band "Haunted by Heroes" (who've played Candlestick Park and The Whisky A Go Go) had the nerve to say, "you can't become a huge rock star without good grades"! Can you believe it? He may be a sixth grade kid, but someone needs to take a few extra classes at the School of Rock!

    "Access Hollywood Live": So, just like every other morning show, "AHL" had a workout segment today - most likely trying to cater to all those who ate too much over the holidays and made resolutions about getting in shape! But don't they realize that we're already three days into the new year? I dropped my workout resolution two days ago! Now all these segments are doing is making me feel bad about myself, so thanks for nothin'!

    "Live with Kelly": Kelly hinted that the new co-host is going to be the giant wheel they use for their Daily Dial Trivia game because it's the only thing they spend money on and it keeps inching closer and closer to the host

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  • Santa’s Naughty List

    By | Daytime in No Time – Thu, Dec 22, 2011 12:59 PM PST

    "Good Day New York": An interview with Santa Claus revealed that Greg was on the naughty list this year. And as someone who watches his show every single day I must say that I am not surprised! Greg didn't seem very surprised either and actually looked kinda sad. It's okay Greg, I'll send you a gift - me as a guest on your show. I'll be there whenever you need me!

    "The Today Show": I saw this awesome video of musicians playing Christmas songs on crystal glasses. It made me want to become a crystal wine glass musician. I bet the best part is tuning the wine glasses. I would fill all the glass with pinot noir, put on my "Sex in the City" DVD collection and just tune my instruments all night.

    "Access Hollywood Live": Billy better hurry up and get back from vacation before I completely forget about him, because his fill in Lance Bass is amazing! He's got charm, good fashion sense and duh, he's friends with Justin Timberlake. What more could you ask for in a host?!

    "The View": Barbara was

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  • Santa’s On Line 2

    By | Daytime in No Time – Wed, Dec 21, 2011 1:53 PM PST

    "The View": It was nice to see a couple of the guys from "A Christmas Story" but I'm wondering where some of the other characters were. Perhaps Ralphie thought Joy Behar looked too much Santa Claus and he got stage fright. And Ralphie's brother Randy might have been stuck in a pile snow after being knocked over. And I'm thinking Ralphie's mom was busy battling a gang of hounds while his dad was in a basement somewhere entrenched in battle with a furnace. Either way I'm just glad the interview went off without a hitch and nobody had to get their mouths washed out with soap, gross!

    "Today": Kathie Lee and Hoda used none other than jolly Kris Kringle to deliver all the bad news at the top of their hour this morning. They would share some depressing news and then Santa would "hohoho" the happiness back into the show. I think this is a great idea but it is one of those things that only works on tv. Like if a doctor walked in with my test results and Santa, or my boyfriend showed up on a

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