"Ellen": A light pink robe, a hot pink speedo, and flip-flops. That is definitely the most ridiculous I've ever seen Liam Neeson look... not counting every time he was talking to Jar-Jar Binks.
"CBS This Morning": Flying cars and bears in yards, and skateboard-crashing-deer? Oh Dear! Hey, "CBS This Morning" viral video department... can you look for something a little less intense? You guys are stressing me out! Even the hockey player who went thru the glass celebrating his own goal was pretty scary. I can't bear it! Homework assignment: Please look for a cute fat cat in a tiny box or something for tomorrow, okay? Thanks.
"The View": Sherri Shepherd was smart to go home sick today because she avoided having to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger and his book, ewww. But next time she plays the sick card, it might be best to not show up on a competing show like "Rachel Ray" for an extended interview promoting a bunch of stuff! Just sayin'!
"Rachael Ray": I took away a couple things from this show today. One is a good tip on what to do with old bread and leftover pasta. The other is that Sherri Shepherd is offering a free weave and a Hyundai in exchange for someone's uterus. Can you guess which one I'll be trying really hard to forget about?!
"Access Hollywood Live": Andrew McCarthy was on the show and revealed that Andie originally ended up with Duckie at the end of "Pretty in Pink", until they filmed an alternate ending! I can't even imagine how different my life would be if Andie and Duckie were the couple I looked up to and not Andie and Blane! Actually it probably wouldn't have made any difference but still, this is groundbreaking stuff!
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