"Ellen": Ooh, Ellen had that band The Killers on today, so they could do that new song that sounds exactly like their last new song! Don't get me wrong; it's a GOOD song… and somehow they seem to know that it's been about two years since I last heard it, so I would probably enjoy hearing it again... with a new name and slightly different lyrics. It's like they can read my miiiind...
"GDNY": They showed footage of Rosanna going on Anderson Cooper's show and dancing a whole bunch, but he wouldn't return the favor on her show! What's up with that?! If we live in a world where talks show hosts won't dance on other talk shows, then I don't wanna live! I'm being over dramatic of course, I really don't care either way.
"Access Hollywood Live": The wax figure of Danny Zuko is one of the most realistic ones I've ever seen! It was almost like John Travolta was right there in the studio, but lucky for him he didn't have to answer any questions about what's been in the tabloids about him lately because wax figures can't talk! At least, I don't think wax figures can talk, I've never really tried having a conversation with one, so I'm not really sure!
"GMA": Thanks for bringing us the story of Oscar the globe-trotting dog, who sent back some vacation pictures from the longest walk ever: including this photo-friendly pooch posing in front of the Egyptian pyramids, the Golden Gate bridge, the Eiffel Tower, and the Grand Canyon! So far he and his owner have been to 30 different countries! And they've visited more than 22,000 animal shelters - all to help raise awareness about animal rescue and shelter dogs - since Oscar himself was rescued 8 years ago! Rescue and shelter dogs are the BEST! Do it.
"The View": Whoopi has voiced characters in a few different animated movies so you'd think she could narrate the video of a dog eating a lemon pretty easily. But I'll be honest, it wasn't her best work. I mean, it's a dog eating a lemon, the hilarity pretty much speaks for itself! So next time there's a video like that, perhaps a cat eating a lime, a little less Whoopi will be alright with me!
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