"Today": Umm, was it just me, or did you just see a Matt Lauer versus Al Roker fencing match go down out on Rockefeller Plaza? Not sure what that was all about I'm assuming they're either (a) promoting the Olympics, or (b) addressing the besmirchment of someone's honor and good name due to office slander. Or possibly, (c), Al stole Matt's last tube of GoGurt out of the dressing room fridge again. Yeah, probably (c).
"Bethenny": Ellen looked pretty comfortable dancing on stage with Bethenny, but that's probably because the set is pretty much the same as hers with just a few minor tweaks. And while its not surprising that Ellen had nothing but nice things to say about Bethenny like "I think you're doing great, I'm so proud of you," I was secretly hoping she would just come out and say "I made a huge mistake, this show is terrible!" Oh well, maybe we need to give it a couple more weeks and then see what she has to say!
"Live! with Kelly": Hey, didja hear? Kelly is starting a contest where one lucky viewer gets to co-host for a day! And maybe, just maybe... forEVER. Well, so much for the rotating single-serving Regises! I guess none of them made the cut. But you might! All you have to do is prove that you're more worthy than recent male seat-fillers like Bryant Gumbel, Martin Short, and Neil Patrick Harris! Good luck!
"Wake Up with Al": This new swearing law in Massachusetts kind of reminds me of the good Samaritan law from the series finale of "Seinfeld"! It seems harmless and reasonable until it happens to you and throws your whole life into a tailspin! I don't use blue language all that often, but I'll try and say out of that state just in case something ever slips out!
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