"Ellen": I'm jealous of Woody Harrelson. I want a salad-jacket! Although, it'd probably clash with my favorite camisole. I heard you're not supposed to wear mixed greens...
"Live! with Kelly": Wow, when I heard that NASCAR star Carl Edwards was gonna co-host with Kelly, I really didn't think that half of his funny stories would start with "and this one time, at Band Camp..." but it shows you what I know. Apparently when you drive cars 200 miles an hour for a living, you get nostalgic for playing second bass drum in high school. I just hope he didn't get in trouble with his wife for telling all those tales of "holding hands with flag girls" on the bus rides! Way to burn up that fast lane, buddy!
"Access Hollywood Live": Jessica Simpson talked about her pregnancy cravings and made it a point to mention certain brand names like Kraft and Lawry's. What a clever business woman! Since her deal with Weight Watchers doesn't start until post-pregnancy, might as well try and nail down a few endorsement deals in mean time. Maybe Kraft will give her own line of mac n' cheese, they can call it Jessaroni n' Cheese!
"Good Day New York": I couldn't quite figure out why some guy named Victor Cruz was showing the staff how to salsa dance because he wasn't that great of a teacher. Then I learned that he's actually a football player for the New York Giants and that's why he was teaching dance moves. Wait, what? Now I'm even more confused!
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