“The Today Show”: Okay, Today.com, with a headline like "Bright Lights, Pig City", I admit you got my attention. But good luck getting me to click on your story, once you reveal that it's actually about people in NYC who flout local laws to keep pigs as pets in their hi-rises (Duh, who doesn't do that these days?), and not a story about that new all-you-can-eat BBQ place down the street from my house that's been tantalizing everyone on my block (me) with their "coming soon" sign for weeks now! Jeez, don't do a thing like that to a girl before lunch you guys.
“Good Day N.Y.”:Guest host Fran Drescher and Rosanna were so cute today hitting on the boy band they interviewed! And then later Steve-O was hitting on Fran Drescher! And then there was a pet adoption segment, but nobody was hitting on anybody during that.
“Access Hollywood Live”: Did you know there is such a thing as "Easter fashion"?! I didn't either, but apparently there is because this show had a whole fashion show for it. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the last minute cancellation of Louie Anderson, and everything to do with the fact that the hottest Easter fashions are coming! Get them before they're gone, you know, like the day after Easter!
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