“Today”: I went to bed last night, and everything seemed normal. But then I woke up today and turned on “Today”, and what did I find? Michael Phelps was playing golf, Lindsay Lohan got a job on TV, IKEA Meatballs were banned, Jennifer Lawrence wasn't graceful, Britney was a brunette, and The Onion wasn't funny. Am I having a nightmare, or is it just opposite day?
“Anderson Live”: I can't say that seeing Anderson have kitty litter smeared on his face was the most uncomfortable moment on the show, and that's because some guy tried really hard to get out of a straight jacket and ended up bleeding all over the place! Yeah, it's all fun and games until there's blood on the floor and a guy is saying "I've lost so much blood in my life, what's a little more?" Thankfully, there was a dog riding a bike to make everything better again!
“Good Day LA”: Lauren Sivan said the highlight of working the Oscars for the first time was how nice the porta-potties were. So I guess you could say her Oscar experience really stunk!
“Good Day New York”: Greg thinks that "Silver Linings Playbook" wasn't any good and that nobody has even seen it. Well Greg, you're opinion is wrong! One hundred million dollars wrong!
“Access Hollywood Live”: Billy seems obsessed with Seth MacFarlane's Oscar song about boobs. In related news, Billy is a man, so duh!
“The View”: Whoopi has hosted the Oscars before, so she didn't want to comment on the job Seth MacFarlane did. But I haven't, so I will. He was definitely better than Anne Hathaway and James Franco… which isn't saying much. But he was no Billy Crystal!
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