"Regis and Kelly": Well, we knew this day would come sometime, so I just want to add to the chorus of millions who wish Regis Philbin well in the next chapter of his -- WAAAAAH, DON'T GO REGIS, DON'T GO! What are you THINKING? You can't LEAVE! You're the Papa Smurf of Daytime TV! What are we gonna do without you every morning? Who's gonna complain about the weather, or where the paperboy throws the paper? Who's gonna shout random phrases at the end of sentences, and call Snooki, "Snoozi"? What are they gonna play on the TV in the waiting room at the Doctor's office? Sigh... I guess I'll get used to this eventually. But we'll miss you, Reeg! You're a good sport and a class act. Enjoy hitting that snooze button for the first time in 28 1/2 years, my friend!
"Wendy Williams": For some reason Wendy thought that showing us the widow's peak she can make with her wig was more interesting than what was written on the note she pulled out from underneath said wig. C'mon Wendy, what was on the note?! Was it a recipe for pumpkin pie, a hidden government secret, or perhaps a love note from a secret admirer? I gotta know, I need to know!
"Good Day New York": Greg said he is well aware of the friction between college football teams and their marching bands because, of course, he was in marching band. While I was not aware of this fact I sure wasn't surprised by it! I'm pretty darn sure he never played football, that much is obvious!
"Ellen": Taylor Lautner can catch a grape in his mouth from like 30 feet away! Robert Pattinson? Oh-for-two from 30 inches away! Final score: Team Jacob - 1, Team Edward — 0.
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