"Today": They interviewed a tough Chicago mom who tracked down her stolen stroller being sold on Craigslist, and accidentally helped police uncover a million-dollar burglary ring! That reminds me of the time I did some detective work to solve the case of my stolen slipper, and ended up finding a treasure-trove of my favorite shoes, all hidden under the bed by master criminal-slash-my dog, Gertie. She folded under questioning... and some treats.
"Wake Up with Al": Al was wondering why people were clapping in the video of the tornado at the graduation ceremony… so I take it he's never been to one! I've been to a lot of graduation ceremonies over the years and pretty much all of them were too long and too hot! A tornado would pretty much fix both of those things, so no wonder people were cheering!
"GDNY": I've got nothing against reading, but lets be honest it's not the most exciting thing in the world. So when this show does their goofy opening sequence before talking about books, it's helps me get a little bit more excited! But I'm pretty sure the real reason they do it is so Greg can embarrass himself by dressing in funny costumes and doing weird stuff, and I'm totally cool with that as well!
"Live! with Kelly": Ladies and gentlemen: Kelly Ripa, Chris Rock and Andy Samberg, all in Rainbow Afro Wigs. If you had that TV moment in your Friday morning office pool, well I don't even know what to say, except "Winner winner, chicken dinner!"
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