“The View”: If I remember correctly, having the chicken pox is super boring! So I've got some ideas for Barbara Walters to help pass the time while she's in isolation. For instance, she can play connect-the-dots on her skin (just don't use a permanent marker!) Or maybe she can use the time to find out what all the fuss around "Downton Abbey" is all about! But the most important thing to remember is that there's no such thing as too much calamine lotion!
“Wendy Williams”: Getting what Wendy refers to as "dead leg" is never fun, especially in the middle of a live TV show! But it could be worse. What if she got "dead neck" and her head was just flopping around, or "dead arms" and she couldn't give her guests a proper hug. Or what if she got "dead mouth" and couldn't discuss hot topics, and instead just sat there and stared at the audience silently wondering "how you doin'?"!
“Live! with Kelly and Michael”: Quote of the day: Dustin Hoffmann, upon showing up to what he thought was still "Live! with Regis & Kelly", only to find his favorite ex-New York Giant, Michael Strahan, in the Reege seat: "Only in New York could Regis and Michael be up for the same part!"
“Ellen”: Today's guests, Jillian Michaels and Sean Hayes, did a little backstage comedy bit together for Ellen's website. And they actually had pretty good chemistry! They even seemed to be getting along like brand new besties. Next thing you know, they'll be out at the networks, pitching their hot new show idea, "Jill & Grace".
“GMA”: Time to give credit where it's due: As morning show newsreaders go, Josh Elliott is actually likable, smart, and pretty funny. But Josh Elliott is on vacation now. And baby-faced hair-gel substitute news reader guy, who sounds like he just downed a quart of milk? You are no Josh Elliott. Hurry back Josh!
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