"Anderson": Anderson Cooper is known as the Silver Fox but he had some competition from Topher Grace, aka, the Hairy Fox! How hot was "That 70's Beard"?
"Today": The crew welcomed a super chubby cat that weighed 39 pounds to try and bring awareness to feline obesity. But the only thing I was made aware of is that Matt Lauer likes to make bad jokes at the expense of fat cats! He could have been a bit more clever and made a reference to Garfield or something. You know, like where's Jon and Odie when you need em'? C'mon Lauer that's why they pay you the big bucks, don't be such a pussy cat!
"Ellen": I joked that Ellen was covering Jesse Tyler Ferguson with food to get him ready for the White House Correspondents' Dinner, but seriously how awesome would it be if a food fight really did break out at that thing?! It would be even cooler if senators threw food that their state was known for (I would put my money on the Idaho guy tossing potatoes and the Nebraska guy with his ears of corn, those things would hurt!)
Watch "Daytime in No Time" right now and e-mail me at email@example.com!
Follow Nikki on Twitter: @nikkiboyer
Like Yahoo!TV on Facebook: www.facebook.com/YahooTV