"Today": I don't know about you, but I find it a lot easier to stomach my Kate + 8 updates when they come every few months, instead of every few minutes, via every single entertainment-news source I get exposed to, every time I look at a screen. But now that it's been a while, I'm totally happy to hear that her kids are doing well and had homemade chocolate cake for the sextuplets' birthday. And it's actually novel and borderline newsworthy that Jon was recently spotted making cash by DJ-ing a middle-school prom. (Okay, I'll admit, that's one story that's weird enough where I'll want more details. When does the next issue of "DJ-ing For Teen People" come out?)
"Ellen": Hey, I think I speak for all of us when I say we admire the courage of Ellen's brave Dance-Dare-ers. Especially the celebrity dance dare crew. But the guy who decided to cabbage patch behind Will Smith during a commercial break was really taking his social life into his hands there. (Or would it be his feet?) Or maybe he was just auditioning to be in "Hitch 2: Gettin' Re-Hitched". (Not coming out this Memorial Day. Sorry!)
"Access Hollywood Live": If you watch this show as much as I do it's no secret that Billy Bush has been working out, which I totally respect! But I always thought he wouldn't be one of those guys who knows he has a good body and takes off his shirt whenever possible. But that all changed today when Billy stripped down to his skimpy, tight bathing suit in the middle of a segment! To that I say why Billy?! And also, thanks Billy!
"Wake Up With Al": I'm told by my co-worker Kyle, who is also a complete golf nut, that the golf club Al was swinging around the studio is a very nice and expensive piece of equipment. And while watching Al act a fool was quite amusing, I got an even bigger kick out of watching Kyle cringe as Al abused the club and treated it like a toy! Chill out Kyle, it's just a golf club!
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