• My last blog,

    "The Bachelor": Another week, another episode where Ben and a girl jump out of a helicopter. I think his "jumping out of a helicopter" batting average is hovering around .667 so far this season.  This time it was Ben and Lindzay, who dropped from a chopper into some kind of weird lagoon in Belize called "The Blue Hole".   Weird, that was the name of my favorite dive bar back in college!  They still have my fake ID up on the wall...who says I don't look like a "Nestor Habaneros"? (See a clip from this show.)

    "The Voice": When I first saw Winter Rae, I thought it was Pink. For somebody who looked like a rockstar, she certainly didn't sound like one. She had a good voice, but nothing special, which is why none of the judge turned their chairs for her. And the fact that Perez Hilton was there to show support was a little bit weird and foreshadowing. I can't wait to see what he writes about the judges on his blog. Actually... I can! (See a clip from this show.)

    Thanks again to

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  • More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:

    "The 54th Grammys": One of the best Grammy shows ever...minus the Nicki Minaj thing. Happy to see Foo Fighters perform twice and win a bunch of awards. And congrats to Louie CK for winning Best Comedy CD. Now where can I get one of those giant digital mouse helmets for my next party.

    "BAFTA Awards": When Jean Dujardin won his best actor award for "The Artist" he was very clever while giving his speech. Since most people can't understand much of what he's saying, he just focused on correctly pronouncing a couple of name drops. All he had to do was mention Sir Laurence Olivier, the inventor of rugby William Webb Ellis and of course Benny Hill, and the crowd went nuts. Pure genius.

    "The Walking Dead": So I was pretty excited about the return of the 'Dead'; partly because my cousin Greg is the Co-Executive Producer, and partly because I wanted to see which new characters they were going to add... AND KILL IMMEDIATELY.  I

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  • American Idle

    By | Primetime in No Time – Thu, Feb 9, 2012 11:14 PM PST

    More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:

    "American Idol": What's with the cliffhangers, 'Idol'? We didn't get to see one group performance last night?! Lame! This episode was just filler. Boooooo!

    "Project Runway All Stars": Two designers left the runway in tears after the judges tore their designs apart, yet neither of those two were sent home. Rami on the other hand was sent home and smiled gracefully and thanked everyone for the opportunity. It's clear what's wrong with this picture: Rami isn't near emotional enough for reality TV, so I'm glad he's gone!

    "Jersey Shore": The guys can't seem to figure out how Pauly's stalker always knows what club they're at. I mean, it's not like they only go to one place (that being Karma) the majority of the time. Oh wait, yeah they do. All she has to do is go to one of three places, starting with Karma, look for a camera crew complete with boom mics and flood lights and possibly a girl dressed in a bunny suit, and she knows

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  • More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:

    "American Idol": So Jane Carrey, daughter of comedian Jim, has the long drive home from Pasadena to Hollywood.  About 25 minutes even with traffic... I actually thought she was good until the ending when she rushed the song and gave up on the finale. There's always next year....or the $100 million you will inherit one day. Sing for fun and don't worry about the bills. In a perfect world that would work for all singers and comics.

    "Person to Person": George Clooney showed off his digs and I was a bit taken aback at how un-Hollywood it was. He's had the same house for nearly twenty years, since the second season of 'ER'! Jeez, not only is Clooney like the coolest guy in Hollywood, but he also seems down to earth too. I was expecting some kind of crazy mansion, but it wasn't really anything special. Oh yeah, except for his built in movie theater. I guess that was kind of cool!

    "Modern Family": I realized why the families on

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  • More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:

    "Last Man Standing": The only thing more surprising than Kim Kardashian's acting skills was finding out that Tim Allen has a new comedy!  I mean, I watch a LOT of T.V., and I didn't have a clue that this was his show.  Actually, I thought I was watching re-runs of "Home Improvement" on Nickelodeon and was waiting for a big-boobed blonde (Pamela Anderson) to come out.  When it was a big-boobed brunette (Kim Kardashian), I knew it was a new show.

    "E! Special: Growing Up Hollywood": Okay, I'm prepared to accept that Diana Ross named one of her daughters "Chudney".  But did Chudney just say that she has a brother named "Ross"?  As in, Ross Ross?  WOW.  Best business card ever.

    "The Biggest Loser": So after alienating everyone on his team, the other team, and most likely everyone working at 'The Biggest Loser' ranch, Adrian finally was sent home where he can wear his goofy neckwear freely.  But if the Red Team REALLY wants to

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