Gary Busey Will ‘Not Fade Away’

More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:

"Celebrity Wife Swap": It doesn't have the drama the regular editions do, but this was pretty cool to watch. The funniest thing to me is they tried to make the restaurant Gary Busey and Gayle went to appear to be on Hollywood Blvd. Actually, they ate at Vitello's in Studio City, which is near my house and is awesome! You may remember it for an infamous reason; if you don't, just do a search for it. By the way, "The Buddy Holly Story" is one of my favorite movies ever. I remember seeing it in Hollywood when I was like seven with my dad, and Mel Torme sat next to us.

"The Biggest Loser": I'm not sure what is more shocking for me this year: 1) That Anna Kournikova didn't come back, or 2) that Santa Clause was sent to Fat Camp! You know this whole fitness craze has hit high gear when Kris Kringle is trying to shed some extra pounds. And thanks to Mrs. Clause solving that puzzle, he was able to make it into the house. Hopefully he'll be able to lose a lot of weight; if so, instead of playing Santa, he could be another guitarist for ZZ Top.

"Texas Multi Mamas": My favorite character on this show isn't even one of the multi mamas. It's Candace's husband Steve. He's got great fashion sense and some amazing dance moves. Don't believe me? Go back to the tape!

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