More rambling from "Primetime in No Time" host Frank Nicotero:
"The X Factor": I find it hard to believe that Rachel Crow is 13 years old. First, she is WAY too mature for a 13-year old. And second, if her voice is deeper than mine, she can't be 13! That, or I still haven't hit puberty... Anyway, it also cracks me up when these people who are 28-years old saying, "This is my last chance; I don't know what'll happen if I don't make it." Hey, you're only 28-years old; I've got Steeler's jerseys older than you! No one can say, 'This is my last chance' except for the 60-year old guy; THIS is definitely his last chance.
"Real Housewives of New Jersey": I think it's safe to say that the tables have turned on Theresa, because all of the housewives seemed to despise her at the reunion. It was so bad that one housewife, Jacqueline, didn't even show up!! After all of Theresa's name calling, she probably said that she looked like an alien. Hmm, I wonder what Theresa would call me if she knew me! She'd probably say I was a hot guido.
"Why Am I Still Single?!": This show is an interesting take on matchmaking and really makes you think about why you're still single. I bet that most people probably never even thought about it before. So, I guess that means I should probably stop picking my teeth right after I finish dinner.
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