Ben Stiller’s ‘SNL’ Appearance, According to the ‘SNL’ Sketch Predictor

The Set

I've been to the future and brought back this sketch-by-sketch rundown of tomorrow's episode of "Saturday Night Live." Or is it just a series of very educated guesses? Read our "SNL" Sketch Predictor and judge for yourself.

11:29 PM Cold open: Steve Jobs (Fred Armisen) arrives at the Pearly Gates; St. Peter (Taran Killam) tries to check him in, but his Windows PC keeps crashing.

11:38 PM Monologue: Ben Stiller invites questions from the audience, but all come from his "Tower Heist" co-stars — Matthew Broderick (Paul Brittain), Gabourey Sidibe (Kenan Thompson), Alan Alda (Bill Hader), and Eddie Murphy (cameo as himself).

11:43 PM Commercial parody: a new Oreo with six cookie wafers and the equivalent of fifteen times the standard amount of filling.

11:47 PM Bono (Stiller) and Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis) appear on the same panel at the Ideas Forum, where their moderator, Ellen DeGeneres (Abby Elliott), insists upon asking them about reality TV and keeps interrupting their answers to dance.

11:54 PM Digital Short: In the latest installment of Laser Cats, a new kind of ray gun transforms a cat into a human as peevish as a cat (Stiller).

11:58 PM Two A-Holes (Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig) attend Yom Kippur services.

12:08 AM [Foster the People performs.]

12:16 AM Weekend Update features Tom Cruise (Stiller) and Werner Herzog (Killam) discussing their new movie project; Herman Cain (Thompson) addresses the week's report about Rick Perry's unfortunately named hunting camp; Hank Azaria (cameo as himself) talks about the cancellation of "Free Agents," and how grateful he is to have "Simpsons" money to fall back on.

12:29 AM Madonna (Wiig) meets with NFL officials about her appearance in the half-time show at the next Super Bowl, which she hopes will include partial nudity and simulated sex.

12:38 AM Joaquin Phoenix (Stiller) premieres his new talk show.

12:48 AM [Foster the People performs.]

12:55 AM The organizers of Occupy Wall Street announce a strategic partnership with the group behind the Underground Festival.

1:01 AM Goodnight!