11:30 PM Cold open: Herman Cain (Kenan Thompson) addresses his supporters to defend the continuing viability of his candidacy, but keeps taking alarmingly long pauses throughout.
11:37 PM Monologue: Host Jason Segel talks about his new movie, "The Muppets," and is joined onstage by his co-stars, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy (cameo as themselves).
11:44 PM A young dad (Segel) tries to remain supportive of his tween daughter (Vanessa Bayer) while waiting in line with her for "Breaking Dawn, Part I."
11:53 PM Two A-Holes (Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig) wander into an Occupy Wall Street protest in the New York subway system.
11:58 PM Filmed segment: Auditioners to replace Regis Philbin on "Live!" include Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad), Johnny Depp (Paul Brittain), and Prince (Fred Armisen).
12:04 AM [Florence + the Machine performs.]
12:11 AM Weekend Update features Silvio Berlusconi (Sudeikis) explaining his decision to leave office; Newt Gingrich (Bobby Moynihan) trying (and failing) not to say anything that will imperil his lead in the polls; and Aunt Linda (Kristen Wiig) criticizing recent films like "The Descendants" and "The Ides of March," but praising "Jack & Jill."
12:28 AM Ashton Kutcher (Taran Killam) and Demi Moore (Wiig) tweet through divorce proceedings, with their exasperated lawyers (Segel and Pedrad).
12:34 AM Filmed segment: More "Live" auditions, featuring Gwyneth Paltrow (Abby Elliott), Will Smith (Jay Pharoah), and Alan Alda (Bill Hader).
12:42 AM [Florence + the Machine performs.]
12:48 AM The Occupy Wall Street library turns out to be managed by a stereotpically persnickety librarian (Segel, in drag).
12:55 AM Scenes from Season 20 of "How I Met Your Mother," in which the Mother still has not been met.
1:00 AM Goodnight!
Previously in the "SNL" Sketch Predictor:
- Jason Segel
- Kristen Wiig
- Jason Sudeikis
- Kenan Thompson