After Stewart did three minutes of jabs at Williams, highlighting his deceptively affable smile throughout ("That's the I'm gonna f***ing kill someone smile. I've seen that smile.") and calling the alarm "NBC News' worst mid-broadcast calamity since that alpaca attacked Tom Brokaw" (complete with Stewart's surprisingly okay Brokaw impression), an alarm went off just after he started calling the "Nightly" audience old ("It's like a Centrum Silver delivery system.") That was the cue for Jon to run to the kitchen, where BriWi himself waited for him with an air horn. Shouldn't Williams still be searching for the guy who let the fire alarm go off in the studio in the first place?
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