Melissa McCarthy’s ‘SNL’ Appearance, According to the ‘SNL’ Sketch Predictor

I've been to the future and brought back this sketch-by-sketch rundown of tomorrow's episode of "Saturday Night Live." Or is it just a series of very educated guesses? Read our "SNL" Sketch Predictor and judge for yourself.

11:30 PM Cold open: President Obama (Fred Armisen) addresses the nation to allay fears that the U.S. Postal Service is in imminent danger of going under.

11:43 PM Monologue: As Melissa McCarthy name-checks the female "SNL" cast members she's worked with, they interrupt her remarks by each running onstage, in formal gowns, and clasp hands with one another.

11:48 PM Commercial parody: Patrick Warburton (Jason Sudeikis) tries to sell Hondas, but gets way too aggressive the longer the spot goes on.

11:52 PM Backstage at "Dancing with the Stars," a wardrobe mistress (McCarthy) goes to extremes to make sure Nancy Grace (Abby Elliott) doesn't suffer another costume mishap.

12:01 AM At the design studios of her new fashion line, McCarthy (as herself) is introduced to "Project Runway" contestant Olivier (Nasim Pedrad), who can't stop making offensive remarks about dressing plus-sized figures.

12:08 AM [Lady Antebellum performs.]

12:16 AM Weekend Update features the Kardashians (Pedrad, Elliott, and Vanessa Bayer) commenting on the recent findings that the toning shoes they endorsed are worthless; Chris Christie (Bobby Moynihan) reiterates that he has no plans to run for President in 2012; and Simba from "The Lion King" (Bill Hader) visits to gloat about his box office winning streak.

12:27 AM "What's Up with That?": Amid the usual assortment of interruptions, McCarthy and Wiig appear as Scandinavian interpretive dancers.

12:33 AM Commercial parody: Promo for upcoming episodes of "New Girl" in which Jess/Zooey Deschanel (Pedrad) demonstrates signs of suicidal depression over her breakup.

12:39 AM Ashton Kutcher (Hader) breaks the news to Demi Moore (Wiig) that he's left her for a woman named Marbles (McCarthy).

12:48 AM [Lady Antebellum performs.]

12:55 AM Occupy Wall Street organizer (Paul Brittain) has to break the news to gathered protesters that Radiohead will not be playing; instead, their spirits will be lifted by acoustic performers Briar and Shantelle (McCarthy and, in a cameo, Maya Rudolph), whose folk songs all contain conservative, pro-Wall Street lyrics.

1:01 AM Goodnight!