After seven seasons of exploring the post-9/11 lives of New York firefighters through gripping drama and dark humor, FX's critically acclaimed "Rescue Me," starring Denis Leary, signed off for good last week.

With unusual speed, the nine-episode final season is already hitting DVD on Tuesday (Sept. 13), bundled along with last year's 10-episode Season 6. In addition to the 19 episodes, the five-disc set also includes deleted scenes, a gag reel, and the featurettes "Kicking the Ashes and Mopping Up: An Attempt to Remember Season 6," "Creator's Last Call," "Balls!" and "Denis & Lenny: A Match Made in Hell."

Even Charlie couldn't help laughing last night (Ian White/Comedy Central)Charlie Sheen makes his triumphant return to TV next week — but this time, the joke's on him. The former "Two and a Half Men" star is the victim of the latest Comedy Central Roast (set to air, not coincidentally, the same night as Ashton Kutcher's "Men" debut).

Sheen gamely yukked it up last night as he was insulted by a motley crew of roasters including William Shatner, comedian/roast veteran Jeffrey Ross, and heavyweight champ Mike Tyson (who stole the show with his unintelligible outbursts). And nothing was off-limits.

We scored an invite to Hollywood's raunchiest party and we're back with a sneak peek at the 10 best jokes of the night. But please note: There were a few jokes told last night that are too filthy to repeat here. (Okay, most of the jokes told last night are too filthy to repeat here.) So be sure to tune in to Comedy Central next Monday night to see the full, uncensored spectacle.

The Kutcher Twins, Michael and Ashton (Tom Vickers/Splash News)A number of roles come to mind when you hear the name Ashton Kutcher: "Punk'd" host, Demi Moore's 15-years-junior husband; "Dude Where's My Car?" thespian; Kelso from "That '70s Show;" former Hollywood gadabout; and now, of course, Charlie Sheen's replacement on "Two and a Half Men."

One role that might not come to mind, however, is the one Kutcher was born into: that of a twin brother.

Ashton's fraternal twin, Michael, currently lives in their home-state Iowa raising his 7-year-old son and selling retirement plans. Diagnosed with cerebral palsy from a young age, Michael's life has been a bit more difficult than his brother's.

"I was the kid with the big Coke-bottle glasses, the hearing aid," Michael Kutcher told Details magazine in 2008. "There was a lot of teasing, a lot of the normal mean stuff."

Although known for pulling elaborate, embarrassing practical jokes on celebrities, Ashton protected his twin against the bullying of other kids. Michael said he was a model brother in many