The fallout from the Great Amy Abbott Revelation means nobody is speaking to anybody, except Justin, who suggests everyone get the hell over themselves long enough to meet their suddenly sister (or step-daughter, if we're Nora) and bask in her pretty, pretty hair. So Nora invites Amy to a family dinner, and it is a three-ring circus of awkward. Which it would have been even without Amy, because they always are, but this time Kitty's a no-show, Kevin wants to test Amy's DNA, Sarah keeps poke-poke-poking about what a home wrecker Amy's mother is, and Amy eventually calls the lot of them "whack." Indeed, Amy Abbott. Ultimately, Nora realizes she's still really, really pissed at her dead husband for being such a philandering horse's ass behind her back all those years. And so she throws her wedding ring into the Pacific.
Meanwhile, McCallister and Kitty take his kids out to dinner, and daughter Sophia freaks out on Dad's new girlfriend, as you might expect. Kitty tells the Senator he may be rushing things and ends up accusing him of trying to cobble together a new family for political purposes. And now the Senator "has to find out where [he's] at" regarding their relationship. Kevin gets fed up with Chad's closety ways for the fiftieth consecutive episode, and for the fiftieth consecutive episode, Chad relents, this time agreeing to take Kevin to a movie premiere. Chad's agent meets with Kevin and tries to scare Kevin about the responsibilities he's in for if he's the one man Chad comes out for. Nice button to push on the fella with intimacy issues, sir. So Kevin begs off, on schedule, and Chad gets pissed and storms out. And Tommy and Julia embark upon a subplot about wanting (or not wanting) to find out which of Tommy's brothers' sperm is responsible for their unborn twins, but it kind of doesn't go anywhere. That's okay, though. Neither are we.