Jack gets a job as Publisher at a rival media company, and everyone consoles Mia. She sees Jack"s news anchor girlfriend, Liz, wearing a scarf of hers, so she decides that she should meet with Jack to ask for it back, along with the sex tape they made. Sparks fly when they have a drink together, but Jack tells Mia to help herself to the tape -- she had hidden it at his apartment, and she still had the key so that she could let herself in. Along with the tape, Mia found a tape of Jack celebrating her birthday at work. Then, Liz comes home and is really bitchy to Mia, but she gets the scarf back, which she shreds when she gets home. Then, Jack comes over, and he and Mia do it. While in bed, though, he says that things could work for them now that he has a good job. Mia decides that she can"t be with a man who can only love her when he loves himself.
Davis and his lawyer ask Juliet for "manimony." Davis is really mad at her, for some reason. Then, while shtupping Cilla Gray, Davis has a heart attack -- wait, make that a panic attack. Before they find out that the apparent heart attack wasn"t, Davis tells Juliet that he won"t ask for the apartment. But, later he takes it back and serves her eviction papers. In retaliation, she claims that the Aston Martin was stolen, and gets it towed.
Zoë and Clayton compete for the attention of a very rich client. Zoë secures the deal, but Clayton gets promoted. So, Zoë quits.
Caitlin meets Alicia"s ex-girlfriend, the one Alicia"d planned on having the baby with. Caitlin decides that she is ready to be a mommy and buys a bunch of stuff for the kid, but Alicia says she"s decided to get back together with the ex, crushing poor Caitlin"s feelings.