More rambling from "Daytime in No Time" host Nikki Boyer:
"The Price Is Right": When you're thinking of proposing to your girlfriend, there's no place more romantic than the Showcase Showdown winner pen on the "Price Is Right." They seem like they'll make a nice couple. I just hope they don't run into the same trouble as John and Kate.
"The View": The ladies managed to squeeze in conversation about the afterlife... good topic to tackle early in the morning. They each had very different thoughts about it, but managed to keep their claws IN! Then again, Elisabeth wasn't at work today. She was probably down in Florida partying with Rush. I'm sure the afterlife conversation was inspired by Tom Hanks and Ron Howard being there to promote "Angels & Demons." The ladies all actually remained quiet enough to let the guys get in quite a few words! Personally, I think Tom and Ron should have their own show! They're both such angels.
"Good Morning America": What is going on over at that show? I thought it was a news program. Today, it was more of a circus. You don't see me jumping around my set on a trampoline. I mean, you would, if you came by when we weren't filming.
"Rachael Ray": It's nice to see the "Idol" moms getting some love. In the immortal words of Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, we should all be "mother lovers."
"Live with Regis & Kelly": Nathan Lane stopped by to try and explain the premise of his new Broadway show, "Waiting for Godot." Turns out, no matter how hard Nathan tried to simplify, Regis had no idea what he was talking about. Word on the street is the drug company Visor is giving away free Viagra. Kelly argued that with 50% of America being of the female persuasion, maybe free Midol would be a better bet. Gentlemen, what do you think?
"The Ellen Degeneres Show": Ewan McGregor stopped in to promote "Angels & Demons." Good news! He's stopped smoking! Kissable lips, ladies. Actually, I'd kiss him even if he swallowed an ashtray and loaded up on garlic knots. The "Biggest Loser" winner Helen popped in with her new Michelle Obama arms, Pink promoted her first US tour and Ellen did some sumo wrestling - need I say more? Did you just say, ‘Domo Arigato'? You're welcome.
"The Today Show": Jennifer Hudson did her own mini "American Idol" competition asking viewers to send in tapes to "The Today Show" for a chance to sing alongside the superstar. Of the four winners flown in from all over the country, lucky winner Melissa from Queens, NY sang her lungs out. Wait a minute... I thought they said the finalists were all flown in. But, Melissa is from Queens. Did the legendary Captain Sully fly her into the Hudson to sing with Jennifer Hudson? It's been a long week.
"Judge Mathis": I hear the good judge is a pretty big basketball fan. Given that the playoffs are going on right now, it may be a good play to talk about hoops to get on his good side--unless you decide to mention that you once introduced yourself to him at a game--in the men's room. Sheesh.
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