"Ellen": Halloween Eve is tomorrow and since the holiday falls over the weekend this year, Friday is going to be Funday around the office. My good friend (not really) Ellen helped get the party started with some hysterical photos of kids in costumes. Some of these parents must've been playing tricks on their kids, but they treated us to such gems, including the-baby-formerly-known-as-Prince and my favorite: tiny Richard Simmons, complete with the tiniest tiny shorts ever!
"The Early Show": Chef Eric Ripert was on "The Early Show" and made what looked like the most delicious mushroom risotto. The secret ingredient? Butter. Wait, why is that such a big secret? Well, because when Maggie asked if the mushrooms were sautéed in butter, Chef Ripert said, "No it's oil." Maggie was stunned, saying it sure smelled like butter. To which the chef replied, "It is, I lied." See, I knew chefs lied! There is no way that double-decker super nacho cheese bacon burger is bad for me!
"Regis and Kelly": So Regis was looking in his sports almanac when... wait! What's that? Oh, I just did an online search and learned that an almanac is something that people used before computers. Maybe a standardized test question will help us better understand: The abacus is to a calculator as the almanac is to...a computer, more specifically the Internet. Some people would make fun of Regis, but not me - I still use toilet paper instead of three seashells.
"Judge Mathis": Michael met Misty when she was 13, and he was 24! Granted, he didn't try and make a move until she was 18, but creepy nevertheless. Then he tried to recoup $150 he loaned her, thinking she was his girlfriend. Somewhere around there is when they broke up - coincidence? Misty wasn't having any of it, but Michael had a ream of paper (literally) outlining all the text messages they had exchanged. I don't know who to believe, but one thing is for certain... text messages are forever.
"The View": Don't call the Police, that's just Sting with a beard. The dododo legendary rocker dadada'd with the girls for a little bit before singing a new song. I was singing and dancing along with every breath he took and every move he made! Sting probably wished Barbara had been at the show because everything she does is magic, plus I think he wanted to tell Joy not to stand so close to him. The real message in a bottle that he is trying to send is that Elvis might be the "King," but Sting is the "King of Pain."
"Jerry Springer": Jerry Springer pulled out all the stops today. For the first time in a while, I actually felt as if I was watching real people and NOT actors! Tears were shed and punches were thrown and one woman even kicked off her shoe into the audience! I have to say, Jerry is one of those shows you have to be in the mood for. Luckily today I was feeling mildly jealous, slightly psychotic, and absolutely emotional.
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